Shireroth

...I want a bear as my best man.

(also, this)

So that's what that was all about...

Shame it isn't a fish inside that bear suit eh

Does the bear have a gun? The right to keep and arm bears, after all.....

"Oh, maybe we should clarify that part in the constitution about the right to bear arms?"

"No, why should we? It's perfectly clear that all citizens have a right to own big, fuzzy bear arms! How much clearer do we need to be?!"

No, our big fuzzy bears have the right to carry bazookas! \
B00/\/\/\/\ist bears !

I think this place just gets more awesome by the day

Of Course!

Who can fire big, lazer beams from their eye sockets!

Gman Russell wrote:Who can fire big, lazer beams from their eye sockets!

That chap who had the Chelkrans was clearly ahead of the curve here...

Scott of Hyperborea wrote:...I want a bear as my best man.

(also, this)

Now fast forward to the point where the wife tells hubby it's either her or the bear and that there's not room for both in their relationship (or their tent for that matter).

...wow, if that were me, I don't think taking a photo would be the first thing on my mind.

Luckily, in Hyperborea, our bears are strangely friendly and playful. Except when New Britainnian explorers come along.