Shireroth

(NOTE: This isn't for any position, its just random bored thoughts that I've came up with ever since ive been a citizen)

My name would be Kaiser Roll
I would rage war against Ashkenatza
I would make the official name for Mango Fields ManGroves
I would make a type of Shirerithian cheese called Munsterbor
I would make everyone an Indian name, like Andreas is Comes from Down Under etc.

Shouldn't it be wage war?

No one asked you.

wage war with rage? sounds like what he is saying... thus to rage war is to engage in an unpeaceful war.

uh huh - nothing like a recwar between imaginary nations using unreal offensive and defensive resources designed after futuristic si-fi weapons. I really need that rec-war class!

It's coming! It's coming!

Jess wrote:No one asked you.

Perhaps they should. It could help stop you coming up with such mindless drivel.

I like war...

I'm fond Jess, but I like Ashkenatza.

Contradiction.

Non-sequitir. You facts are un-co-ordinated.

-Nomad

I like Andreas, what didn't stop me of fighting against him in the Kildarian Time War.

Why the hell do you want war against Ashkenatza, you obsequious little person?

Maksym, have you ever thought that maybe Jess has nothing against Ashkenatza, but just wants to rage war on a random nation?

Frankly, no.

Ashkenatza and Jess have always had a tumultuous relationship since he stated he'd 'bomb the Jews' when we first claimed on Benacia...

Maybe he really meant Jews tha' bomb

Oh, nevermind.

I can imagine that the first Jess Kaisership would be a rather short one.

He'll grow into it. Most of us have said hugely stupid things and survived it.

Maksym Hadjimehmetov wrote:Why the hell do you want war against Ashkenatza, you obsequious little person?

We like war?

Kaiseress Anandja I wrote:I can imagine that the first Jess Kaisership would be a rather short one.

Lacrymosa III?

If I were the Kaiser
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All day long I'd ya da da da dum
If I were the Kaiser

Wouldn't have to post much
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If I were a ya da da da da dum
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I'd wage war against Ashkenatza
Way on the left side of the map
A big rec war to capture the Elwynn's source
I'd give everyone Indian names
And after Malarbor name a cheese
And make the people call me Kaiser Roll...

Jess drew his sword for Loki II and Loki III, so my sword would be at his side.

BUT WE HAVE THE KAISERESS NOW!

EVERYBODY BE HAPPY & PEACEFUL!

Scott wins.

I must say that the prospect makes me tremble. May the great sheep protect the people of Shireroth.

Which? Kaiser Jess or Kaiser Roll?

Are they not one and the same?