Shireroth

By the will of the Baron of Eliria and duke of Elwynn,

As I have a County in Nordland, and as crossing Baronial lines can be confusing in the least, I hereby declare that Adashir, Khan of Vijayanagara and Count of of Alalehzamin shall henceforth be Baron of Eliria.

Jacobus Loki, Dux

My sincere thanks, esteemed erstwhile Lord. I shall notify your successor forthwith.

Nifty.

I look forward to whatever.

Perhaps i should attempt to Envision a better teleprinter for Your Grace?

(Strains psychically. A milking machine and a nanny-goat appear myteriously. The machine spews 2 cubic meters of ozone depleting smoke, and explodes quietly, with a small whhoomph!
The goat continues to eat grass.)

Well, for a first effort.......

That sounded painful. I hope you didn't strain anything... internal... in the process.

Jacobus is extremely adaptable.

Congratulations on your rapid re-ascent to power. No doubt the natural balance of things shall reach equilibrium eventually.