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Application for citizenship
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:59 am
by Hesam Jayatar
Name: Hesam Jahandar
Age: Too old for this
Gender: Male
Location: Elwynn
Email:upon request
Other Micronational Citizenships: none
I request to take up residents with my compatriots in Elwynn in service of our Lord Loki, destroyer of sandcastles.
Re: Application for citizenship
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:34 am
by Rai Avon-El
Mr Jahandar,
Welcome home.
You are officially a citizen. Your application is approved.
Re: Application for citizenship
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:55 am
by Jacobus Loki
Welcome home!
I believe your cousin has the house warmed and the goat butchered for the feast.
Jacobus Loki,
Dux Elwynn
Re: Application for citizenship
Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:26 pm
by Hesam Jayatar
Where do we start oh dark lord? Your troops are assembled and await your order.
Re: Application for citizenship
Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:40 pm
by Jacobus Loki
The order is given-
WARP SPEED!
Err, wrong reality.
Re: Application for citizenship
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:50 am
by Gman Russell
What the hell is going on with all these Babkhans showing up, huh? Never trust a Babkhan...
Re: Application for citizenship
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:07 pm
by b3n|<3r|\|
Just to fuel conspiracy theorists, I might remind you that I just happened to return and I am also a Babkhan.
Re: Application for citizenship
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:10 pm
by Allot
Damn. I was just starting to like you, too.
Re: Application for citizenship
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 3:39 pm
by Gman Russell
You are? Damn.
Re: Application for citizenship
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:56 pm
by Jacobus Loki
There are Babkhans, and then there are Babkhans. I for one have missed the food. And the coffee. And the heavy, sweet wines.
Of course it helps to take a taster with you (save money, invite a "friend" to dine with you. Here, here taste this isn't it wonderful.....).
Re: Application for citizenship
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:14 am
by Hesam Jayatar
"That is Babkhan specialty ndi, lamb boiled in the lamentations of a genocide victim served with mint in a light hollandaise sauce. As for the coffee, you must drink it through your teeth to strain out the blood meal.
Re: Application for citizenship
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:32 pm
by Jacobus Loki
(Picks teeth with a bone of underdermined origin.)
Good times, good times........
Re: Application for citizenship
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:53 pm
by Aurangzeb Khan
So you enjoyed your Rakesh Goulash Surprise (the surprise being the look on his face)?
Re: Application for citizenship
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:56 pm
by Hesam Jayatar
Effendi must also try Rastakhizaki. A camel stuffed with the children of tudeh and roasted over a pyre of the unrepentant. This is equivalent of child's birthday cake yes?
Re: Application for citizenship
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:58 pm
by Aurangzeb Khan
But those children, the ones roasting inside the camel... do they know its Christmas? (At least it could be hypothetically - you tend to lose track of time whilst being slowly roasted over a pyre of the unrepentant)
[Cut to full-gusto chorus of FEED THE WORLD]
Re: Application for citizenship
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:00 pm
by Hesam Jayatar
"Feeeeast-on-the-poooor! Do-they-know-it's-Christ-mas-time! oooh....
Re: Application for citizenship
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:02 pm
by Aurangzeb Khan
"FEED THE KHAAAN! Do they know one tudeh is never enough?"
Re: Application for citizenship
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:04 pm
by Hesam Jayatar
"Feeeed the Khaaan! Or-Face-He-sam-Ja-han-dar! Oh!"
Re: Application for citizenship
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:06 pm
by Hesam Jayatar
*Goes to kitchen and invents new Babkhan dish: "microwaved Geldof suffocating in a plastic garbage bag"
Re: Application for citizenship
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:30 am
by b3n|<3r|\|
Re: Application for citizenship
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:47 am
by Ari Rahikkala
Re: Application for citizenship
Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 2:38 pm
by Jacobus Loki
Peaches who?
Peaches LaTour?
Peaches Johnson?