Shireroth

Your Excellency,

As newly appointed Earl of the County of Alalehzamin, I request moderator powers over the same.

Many thanks

*in a heavy Finnish accent*

Minä olen Ari Rahikkala. Tyentelen sisäasiainministeriössä. Your request has been granted. As a gift, please accept:

Three small wooden spheres, each of which is larger than the others.

Yar.

* fixes Scott's post *