Shireroth

I am now MiniInfo. Please make me mod of the Ministry of Information.

Thanks,

*in a heavy Finnish accent*

Hyvää huomenta, minä olen Ari Rahikkala. Your request has been granted. As a gift, please accept:

A reverse Thermos, that turns any hot beverage placed in it freezing cold, and any cold beverage placed into it boiling hot.

Yar.