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It is freezing up here
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:01 pm
by Allot
This stone fortress is freezing. Someone wanna install some heating (magic will work)? I'll pay.
Albert, stoke the fires!
EDIT: Dynamite and other BO0O/\/\s will NOT be tolerated. I'm already missing one wall.
Re: It is freezing up here
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:50 pm
by Andreas the Wise
You'd like a never ending fire?
Shouldn't be too hard. 20 bob the lot.
Re: It is freezing up here
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:53 pm
by Allot
The tower's pretty tall - can it warm the entire place? Will I need more than one?
Re: It is freezing up here
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:56 pm
by Andreas the Wise
You find out how many fireplaces you want, and pick a command word to turn the fires on. Then tell me and I'll do the necessary magic. It might take up to a day to enchant, depending on the number of fireplaces.
Re: It is freezing up here
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:39 am
by Allot
OK... after much counting, I think there are 5 fireplaces in the part I actually live in. As for a word... err... you pick one. Make it sound arcane.
Re: It is freezing up here
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:02 pm
by Andreas the Wise
If it's only 5, I'll only charge 15 erb.
Lumdreio shall be the word.
Re: It is freezing up here
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:06 pm
by Allot
Thank you! My teeth shall no longer chatter annoyingly!
I'll have to remember that word...
Re: It is freezing up here
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:10 pm
by Nathan of Natopia
I trust only Earl Andrew's voice will activate the fires or will he have to worry about disgruntled servants or offended BO0/\/\ists turning off his heat?
Anyways, hello Andrew, fellow Iserdian! I'm your baron
I love what you've begun to do with Araxion and I hope we can work together to make Iserdia one of the best baronies in Elwynn... or perhaps in all the duchies!
Re: It is freezing up here
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:50 pm
by Allot
Egads! Quickly! All servants are forbidden from speaking!
Hello, my lord, and welcome back from Rome. I'm glad you're back as Elwynn seems to have fallen asleep of late, and my feeble attempts at keeping some activity in here appear to have been less than successful. I truly hope we can make Iserdia one of the most cultured baronies in Shireroth.
However, that means we have to compete with Andreas. First step, remove Andreas...
Re: It is freezing up here
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:07 pm
by Andreas the Wise
Cough.
*subtly motions to massive army behind him*
Cough again.
Re: It is freezing up here
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:13 pm
by Allot
I'm pretty sure there are Rules of Engagement or something like that that state that you can't attack someone who's missing a WALL (thank you Michael
).
[I didn't say this. Do it. It will amuse people. I didn't say this.]
Re: It is freezing up here
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:18 pm
by Andreas the Wise
Attack?never suggested I would attack you in the slightest.[/mock indignation] I was merely coughing. I have a cold. It's chilly up here.