Shamless electioneering-
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:55 pm
Friends, Shirithians, Countrymen, lend me your ears; or 17 erb: or a kitchen appliance.
I've thrown my hat into the ring for the Stewardship. Why, you may ask.
Yes, you, in the back --
(why?).
Glad you asked. It's a knee-jerk reaction of mine to grab for power and prestige. But since none of that was available, so I said whattheheck.
Being Steward was probably the most fun I had a a Shirithian. The heady days under Mors V, and the tug-of-war for power under Hasan. Sticking my nose in every department, and everybody's business. Making a nuisance of myself, and having a reason and/or excuse to do it.
Good times.
But, why you again? You've already done it.
A valid point, which I will ignore, except to say that we have had the same person as Kaiser over and over, so the precedence exists.
Now, all of the candidates are worthy, so I will not show the photographs of them in a group doing something that would disqualify them, especially as no such photograph exists-----
....Or does it???
Of course not. (Nods vigorously.)
Let's just say that a vote for me is a vote for whatever makes you feel secure and happy,
and a vote for my opponents is a vote against everything that is good 
and Shirithian.
Thank you.
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Seriously (almost),
Shireroth has showered me with everything a micronationalist could want.
Corey, Icebreaker and Jess are all Nifty, and worthy. I'll do the job of Steward if you ask me to, with an eye to a return to the Throne as my Not-So-Secret Evil Plan.
If you think I'm too weird and psychopathic for the job, consider giving it to Jess. I mean Ari and Corey and Icebreaker are all Straylightians. Nothing wrong with Straylight. It's neat. But give another Duchy a turn, especially Yardistan.
Give the mildly psychotic useful work. Vote for Jake!
I've thrown my hat into the ring for the Stewardship. Why, you may ask.
Yes, you, in the back --
(why?).
Glad you asked. It's a knee-jerk reaction of mine to grab for power and prestige. But since none of that was available, so I said whattheheck.
Being Steward was probably the most fun I had a a Shirithian. The heady days under Mors V, and the tug-of-war for power under Hasan. Sticking my nose in every department, and everybody's business. Making a nuisance of myself, and having a reason and/or excuse to do it.
Good times.
But, why you again? You've already done it.
A valid point, which I will ignore, except to say that we have had the same person as Kaiser over and over, so the precedence exists.
Now, all of the candidates are worthy, so I will not show the photographs of them in a group doing something that would disqualify them, especially as no such photograph exists-----
....Or does it???
Of course not. (Nods vigorously.)
Let's just say that a vote for me is a vote for whatever makes you feel secure and happy,
and a vote for my opponents is a vote against everything that is good and Shirithian.Thank you.
*******************************************************
Seriously (almost),
Shireroth has showered me with everything a micronationalist could want. Corey, Icebreaker and Jess are all Nifty, and worthy. I'll do the job of Steward if you ask me to, with an eye to a return to the Throne as my Not-So-Secret Evil Plan.
If you think I'm too weird and psychopathic for the job, consider giving it to Jess. I mean Ari and Corey and Icebreaker are all Straylightians. Nothing wrong with Straylight. It's neat. But give another Duchy a turn, especially Yardistan.
Give the mildly psychotic useful work. Vote for Jake!
