Shireroth

Now with Jake running for Steward I thought that I should enter a more capable and worthy candidate. Therefore, I hereby announce the candidacy of my pocket lint for Steward! VOTE FOR THE LINT!

He'd been gathering lint for years, mixing it with coffee grounds, phlegm, rancid frier oil and chicken bones. Slowly it assumed a vaguely hominid form.

Then can the fateful day. when the comet was in ascendance, and the laptop fell into the deep-frier.

As the lights returned to full brightness, he saw it began to move.

AND THEN IT APPLIED FOR WORK....................