Shireroth

Posted: **Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:25 pm**

Fortunately, if you're not in too much pain, they sell them at drug stores.

Posted: **Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:50 pm**

Unfortunately, if you are in that much pain, you will not make it to the drug store.

Posted: **Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:49 pm**

Fortunately, the Emergency Room physicians can administer the medication at the hospital.

Posted: **Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:52 pm**

Unfortunately, you don't have any health insurance.

Posted: **Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:43 pm**

Fortunately, they have to treat you anyway.

Posted: **Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:27 am**

Unfortunately, you'll get the 'premium' service of snake oil potion mixed with cheap whiskey.

Posted: **Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:14 am**

Fortunately, That's only what the use in Canada. (Was gonna say Mexico, but that wouldn't offend anyone who's here)

Posted: **Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:43 am**

Unfortunately, in the US they leave out the cheap whiskey and only give you the snake oil potion.

Posted: **Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:04 pm**

Fortunately, we have Kaiser as a health care provider.

Posted: **Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:57 pm**

Unfoirtunately, it's a one-size-fits-alll medical system.l

Posted: **Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:18 pm**

Fortunately, in this case, one size really DOES fit all!

Posted: **Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:26 pm**

Unfortunately, that size is Extra*10^12 Large... thus it being able to fit all inside it...

Posted: **Sat Sep 27, 2008 8:18 pm**

Fortunately,

"Kaiser" takes care of all of it

Posted: **Mon Sep 29, 2008 4:48 pm**

Unfortunately, um... well... Okay, I don't have an unfortunate one for the Kaiser fixing everything.

Posted: **Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:50 pm**

Unfortunately, the Kaiser is only human and can't fix everything.

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:42 am**

Fortunately he had a chance to get superhuman powers! =o

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:31 pm**

Unfortunately Babkha controls the krptonite suppply on Micras

Posted: **Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:40 pm**

Fortunately, the Kaiser's superhuman weakness is not kryptonite.

Posted: **Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:56 pm**

(ssshhhh, that's a secret)

Fortunately, Unfortunately