No seriously a law revision request

[Jess]

Amokolia has GooseNuts.

[Hesam Jayatar]

Jacobus,

Would you like some clever marketing that names your drink after a recent fashion trend for an extra $2? The smiling, (and completely vacant) college drop-out behind the counter says the "Skinny Latte" is "Totally chic".

It won't actually allow weight concerned women to loose weight, but it will definitely charge you money to feel guilty about your own self image. And really, isn't that what consumer culture is all about?




The Zombie says: "If I drink two of them, maybe my peers will respect me twice as fast!!

[Erik Mortis]

*Steals the girl, leaving the coffee behind on the ground*

[Hesam Jayatar]

enjoy the Syphilis! It was imported from France!