Shireroth

WHEE!!!!! MOSH PIT!! Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

*flies away from rampaging mosh pit*I'm sorry, but mosh pits are hazardous to my health.....

*hovers next to Angellene on a giant bird* No kidding!!! Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

*shrugs*THEY ARE FUN!! WHEE!! Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

THE KAISERESS DOES IT!! WHY DON'T YOU?!*floats by on top*Come on, its like the YAC, you cant stop it

just because I do it doesn't mean other people will...*laughs* Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

I'm trying to use peer pressure here, come on; work with me here!

*mosh pit begins to swarm areiana and JD**a shirtless stone with a metal pole steps out of the shadows on the wall**stands before the mob and jd**turns to the band*some Slipknot if you would? *plays ONLY ONE* lyrics-Pain - made to order I'm not the second coming, I'm the first wave*charges mosh pit*Better get an army, cuz the fire left me unscathedYou betcha bottom dollar I'm the top of the shit pileSo stick around cuz I'll get to you in just a fewStep off the achtung, get back or get stungIdiotic sense of yourself, are you that dumb?*begins to spin body and staff flinging people and breaking bones*Entire legion of me, totalitarianThe one and only muthafucka, top of the world man Cuz I can't stand it, planned it, gonna crash land itIn other words, consider me branded*tosses staff and dives in headbutting*Another version of me, another version of youBoth barrels - what you gonna do? *gets dogpiled*All I hear is human noiseYou made your own fuckin' choiceI belong to only meSilence for my revelry I can over die over time*bursts out*Filthy hands, stay away from mineEvery reason is a right to hatePainful clutch - death is fine, gimme mine *parry's punches and kicks*Only one of us walks away Only one of us walks away Only one of us walks away Only one of us walks away Somebody explain this*gets hit with a bat, skin cracks and bleeds*You don't care cuz you don't existWhat the fuck is this another joke?Reckoning! *eyes glow red with fury, and begins to dive headlong into an attack spinning, blocking and strinking with blinding, enraged speed*Only one of us walks away Only one of us walks away Only one of us walks away Only one of us walks away Only one of us walks away Only one of us walks away Only one of us walks away *stands on top of the broken, the unconcious, and the helpless.*i love a good pit.....*goes and gets a towel and a cleric for his dance partners* YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

Yay! Stone joined the party..*laughs* Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

*watches as Stone injures, maims, and kills*I don't quite think thats what a pit is all about...*makes face*

*stands up from a dark corner of the room. His hair down in front of his face, covering his eyes, but a faint blue glow shines through the silvered veil.*100th post in a party thread... Locke would be proud...*he turns and walks slowly out of the room, and a few feathers trail behind, hanging loosely from the ends of his wings.* Raised by a family of Griffins in the forests of Llanowar, this young mage is rumored to be the sole male born of the Serra tribe.

Ooooo....spiffy....*laughs*that is how Stone has fun... Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

*watching from above*My, my, my.....

Yeah..I know Angellene..it is interesting is it not? Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

*walks out of bathroom where he washed the blood off to see sally waiting outside**hits stone with a hammer**gets an orc to drag him home*sally-sorry about the mess JD he still has chores to do.*goes home* YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

Behind every strong man is a strong woman.............

...with a large hammer YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

*laughs*So true...no worries Sally...the servants will clean it up...*laughs* Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

*laughs* wowee! lol hehe

*walks up to Jadie with 6 servants in tow..**One servant has a handful of legal documents in folders,**The 2nd has several large bars of Copper (the basis of our currancy, as opposed to gold..hehe)**Another carries a small box of pearls and other assorted gems.**The 4th Carries a small, sleeping, black cat on a large soft pillow**5th Servant, carries with him, a large box of Pizza from Ameci's**The 6th and final servant carries some fine linins and assorted exotic fabrics**kneels before Jadie in the style of a Medievil knight before a lord in his Court.*Kaiseress Jadie I, of Shireroth. Duchess of Goldshire, of which we discussed I put before you. A Dowry of Copper from the Mines of Southern Brookshire; Pearls and Gems from the Treasury of my family, captured in combat decade before; A small black cat, soft to the touch, kind in disposition- name her as you wish; A large Pizza from Ameci's, both tasty, and delicious; and finally fine linins and silks from the farthest reaches of the Empire. If these tockens of betrothel meet with your approval than let the merger of our two houses comence immediatly, and marriage insue by and by.*continues kneeling, looking up, gesters to servants to bring forth the affore mentioned items to be inspected by the Kaiseress* Erik Mortis BrookshirePrætor of ShirerothDuke of Brookshire

*stands back towards the shadows, watching in suprised shock, thinking to himself*How amazing... A Brookshire/Goldshire merger...... this was unexpected... and makes way to much sense...

*Blink Blink*YAY!!! We're doomed!!!!!

*blinks*Eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhh........*rubs eyes*Wha?*blinks again. Loudly* Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

*Far away in the distance one can hear the noise of flutes, recorders and drums beating as a large marriage procession appears from the over the hills. One can see a lone white horse leading a caravan of 100 camels, four elephants and hundreds of musicians and dancers**As the white horse approaches the Kaiseress, a man dressed in fine Persian clothing with a large heavy gold chain around his neck and great rings from the Shahs of Babkha and Kings of Hanover on his hand, hops of and bows before Kaiseress Jadie Mathematician. Simultaneously the man's servants prostrate themselves and reveal their bounty - jewels, spices, rugs, silk, fabric, gold, animals and delicacies*My lady *the man goes on knee*I come to you to profess my love and ask for your hand in marriage. Your face is more radiant than a thousand suns and your compassion and kindness warm my heart. Your smile pleases the soul and your laughter brings joy to all who hear it. Today, I Rakesh Maziar Ackbar, Satrap of Razjania-Dehvaz, Knight of Hanover, loyal subject and coutier of His Imperial Majesty the Shahanshah of Babkha and His Royal Highness the King of Hanover, pledge my eternal devotion and loyalty. I promise to be with you no matter our circumstances. This is union not for politics or ambition, but out of emotion and true feeling. I pray and wish upon the stars that this proposal will meet your approval and we can be joined as man and wife. My lady, my world is empty and lifeless without you - accept my proposal I pray thee! *More Servants come forward to present Sushi, more gold, salt, spices and exquisite rugs and carpets as the musicians and dancers continue to entertain Her Majesty*

Quas!!!!!!!!Dood......!!!Well well Jadie*looks at Jadie*I gess yo get to pick....

Indeed.... Erik Mortis BrookshirePrætor of ShirerothDuke of Brookshire

No doubt, Milady will make the correct choice.

*is speechless*I don't know what to say..... Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

*sally wakes up stone to watch**sally kicks stone*where was the hoards of gifts for me?hey i did!.....just piles of corpses don't apeal to your non-drowness!*sally grins**stone kisses her and sits back on their carrige lookign to see jd's next move* YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

*dares to appear from the abyss*Such a momentous occasion required my draconian presence. Good luck with these two, Jadie. Fair warning. One dies every six months, the other has never died yet. Choose wisely. *sits down on the bleachers*Rakkie! Rakkie! He's our man! Go Babkha go!