Shireroth

Should we do some blood sacrifice?

Wouldn't a few grenades be sufficient?

If they cause blood to splatter on the alter...

Good thing Ikea alters have easy-clean surfaces.

plastic coated...

Altars are even easier to clean, and you don't have to alter them.

Yeah I realized that when I went to try and find an Ikea Altar hack. No Dice. Someone should speak to their marketting department, they're missing an entire demographic of people by not producing an occult focused line of flatpack accessories.

I'm just half inclined to actually do that...

Make sure you open your pitch by spitting a mouthful of fake blood at the Marketing rep while throwing the horns to Dillinger Escape Plan. They'd totally go for it then!





Rock as hard as you can right now.

Dillinger Escape Plan... I have them on my computer.. actually... somewhere.. I don't I ever actually listened to it.

IKEA! IKEA!! just some pine and a handful of norsemen!
IKEA!! IKEA!! Furniture for grads and divorced men!

- Jonathan Coulton's "Ikea" i recommend Youtube-ing him . . . . . NOW! creepy doll and skullcrusher mountain as well. GO!

Erik,

ha! yeah I've got two dillinger songs and I've never listened to them.