Shireroth

Kuralyov... What is this powerful new drug you're on?

And also, there can be one Dinarch. Insitutionally, there isn't supposed to be, but when one resigns, there is only one, and then it is possible.

Delphi, don't glorify Kuralyov by referring to it with pronouns reserved for humans and house pets. It's not a "he," it's an "it." And don't you remember, it has no need for our political definitions. It has its big, important People's Government Dipstick Alliance or whatever it's called.

That does. I was in the mood to welcome you with open arms but the waffle machine was broekn. Therefore, I reject your offer of friendship and reconciliation.

PROVISIONAL ANTICAN GOVERNMENT DIKTAT #000001:
-The Provisional Antican Government is hereby rescinded and all of its powers are granted to Kuralyov, who is hereby awarded the titles of Provisional Dictator of Antica and Savior of the Antican People.

I will be working on restoring the government soon, more details to be released on a need-to-know basis.

*thinks about what would be more amusing*

*decides*

I support Kuralyov! All hail the dictator of Antica!

You, sir, are a douchebag. We do not recognize your "Provisional Government." Delphi Augustus is the only true leader of the Antican people. Also, I never offered you anything. You made the offer, and I said I'd rather die.

Very well, I accept your proposal!

DICTATORIAL DIKTAT DICTION #0000000000000002:
-For his patriotism and services in controlling the feline popultaion, Citizen Leghorn is hereby awarded the position of Permanent Executive Vice High Dictator for Life.

Mr. Edward Norton is hereby condemned to Death by Saladin.

If you honestly think that Shireroth will ever give up your land, then you truly do have my sympathies.

I'm not sure if you have been around (Probably not), but precedent is actually against this. Shireroth indeed just gave up land, (The Lothloria territory, placed it in the Cognito space) and Arminy (Cranda) had been annexed into Shireroth for similar reasons as the Dinarchy of Antica did, and was released. While it is true that there is no legal right to secession for territory that is annexed without a treaty, vice-versa is legal.

Thank you for backing me up, Bill.

These lies will not be tolerated. I am warning you, no doubt for the last time.

What the F*CK are you talking about, lies?! EVERYTHING WE'VE SAID IS F*CKING TRUE!!!

WTF TRUTH????????? I AM THE TRUTH!

Decree Numero Tre:
-Kuralyov is the truth of Antica.

Also, for his brave duties in spreading the Great Word, Mr. Baldwin is hereby decreed to be First Priest of Kuralyov's Truth.

[Still wearing the white robes of the priest, Baldwin throws himself off of the highest spire in his city of Neronea, rather than be the thrall of Kuralyov]

Damn! I'm immortal in Micras!
My leg is still broken, though.

NEWSFLASH

Mr. Boney-part is hereby condemned to a hospital on charges of high sacrilige. Det. Kuralyov will be asusming all of his duties until further notice.

"Boney-part"? That sounds dirty.

Rest assured, we are keeping a close eye on the situation.

As the leader of the traitorous government forces have been confined to the hospital, I am asusmign his duties and am beginning negotiations with the loyalist government forces, which I also lead, to end this senseless slaughter.

*liberates Antica*

Good job, David.

DICTION 4:

-LacGlaceiLiberationLeague is hereby awarded the position of Subcommander of the Antican Liberatorationist Fronte and is made a Knight of the Order of Kuralyov, Second Class.

Kuralyov--what are YOU doing here?!?! I thought I consigned you to the abyss! Oh, well, to be doubly sure--I DESTROY YOU AND CONSIGN YOU TO OBLIVION!
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Stolen from "Excalibur"

Statement 05:

Gabriel Byrne is prohibited from ever having sex in a suit of armor again.

This place is crazy. Last time I try and peek in here. :P

Notice when it got crazy...

Good point. *runs again*

Yes. Any time Delphi starts a post is a good indication that insanity is soon to follow, usually shortly after the post title.

wait...how did I get a knighthood thingy?

You didn't. Kuralyov is an idiot.

My Dear Sir David, you have been knighted by my holy hand as Dictatorial Holiness of the Antican State Religion. Are you willing to do your part to take place in the Great Scourge that even now is forming?

Just so you know, Kurly, I'm deleting your posts at will.

I have issued you one Writ of Absolution already, Mr. Dear Doctor Delphi. I may not be so lenient again.

no, kurly, I would not, and never would. what made yo think I would?