Shireroth

You're asking this NOW, at the end of my reign? Holy frioles batman! *pat pat*

Frijoles, even! They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

*ahem*DON'T CORRECT THE IMPERIAL SPELLING!!!!*invades Yardistan again*

*rebels again, but is too lazy to change the forum banner* They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

Hash-haha!

Post! A few more and the Yard will have 4000!! 3e knowe ek that in fourme of speche is chaunge / With-inne a thousand 3eer, and wordes tho / That hadden pris now wonder nyce and straunge / Us thenketh hem, and 3et thei spake hem so, / And spedde as wel in loue as men now do...

We should market and sell Tom Cutterham Defribulators. 3e knowe ek that in fourme of speche is chaunge / With-inne a thousand 3eer, and wordes tho / That hadden pris now wonder nyce and straunge / Us thenketh hem, and 3et thei spake hem so, / And spedde as wel in loue as men now do...

*defibrillates thread* (edit: spelling) *throws grenade for the hell of it*BO0O0O0O0/\/\!!!!!!Edited by: Hypatia Agnesi at: 8/9/05 3:29

Ooh, sounds good.Ill? In trouble? Just plain near-death? Try a Tom Cutterham Defibrillator(tm) today! *throws grenade for the hell of it*BO0O0O0O0/\/\!!!!!!Edited by: Hypatia Agnesi at: 8/9/05 3:28

I don't understand. Why aren't people flocking to buy them? Ooh... Smashy CPR... 3e knowe ek that in fourme of speche is chaunge / With-inne a thousand 3eer, and wordes tho / That hadden pris now wonder nyce and straunge / Us thenketh hem, and 3et thei spake hem so, / And spedde as wel in loue as men now do...

Soda + PopRocks + Defribulator = They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

I like soda and pop rocks. 3e knowe ek that in fourme of speche is chaunge / With-inne a thousand 3eer, and wordes tho / That hadden pris now wonder nyce and straunge / Us thenketh hem, and 3et thei spake hem so, / And spedde as wel in loue as men now do...

Indeed they are tasty. They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

( 24 more).Death hasn't come to me yet. 3e knowe ek that in fourme of speche is chaunge / With-inne a thousand 3eer, and wordes tho / That hadden pris now wonder nyce and straunge / Us thenketh hem, and 3et thei spake hem so, / And spedde as wel in loue as men now do...

Why not? They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

Eh, he's probably lost somewhere... 3e knowe ek that in fourme of speche is chaunge / With-inne a thousand 3eer, and wordes tho / That hadden pris now wonder nyce and straunge / Us thenketh hem, and 3et thei spake hem so, / And spedde as wel in loue as men now do...

LOST IN ANOTHER DIMENSION! They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

A dimension filled with pure itching! Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

If such a dimension exists, I MUST control it! They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

HAHAHAHA SATAN'S POST!*ahem*I mean...Yes. Dimension of PURE ITCHING! Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

Testicles.That is all. 3e knowe ek that in fourme of speche is chaunge / With-inne a thousand 3eer, and wordes tho / That hadden pris now wonder nyce and straunge / Us thenketh hem, and 3et thei spake hem so, / And spedde as wel in loue as men now do...

Dimension of Pure Itching + Testicles = Professional Sports. Blindness Is A Blessing

I see your point, and raise you a revelation. They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

I'm scared. Very scared. There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

Be afried. They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

Being afried involves being dipped in hot, boiling grease. No thanks. Blindness Is A Blessing

Oh come on! That was terrible! There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

Albeit true. Blindness Is A Blessing

I was going to add in something like "B'caw demands it!" but then I remembered I'm not of that religion. :P They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

Horjin demands that you become a Hunter of the Stag! Blindness Is A Blessing