Shireroth

darn.deafeted by mooses again.*gets mouse trap**gives it a scotish accent*HAHA! Now I have a MOOSE trap!Never again will Mooses stop me in my attempts at world domination!*note to self....add scotish mice to the beckfordianist mythology* war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD)

Scottish Mice....? Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

a moose is merely a mouse, pronounced with a scotish accent.as in the song "hoots mon there's a moose, loose, aboot this hoose" war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD)

Who's Hoose? Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

I dont know who's house it is. war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD)

Look, mister fancy troosers english bastard! The Scots dun't seh "hoose" like "hoose"! -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

HAHA!... He told you! Mr. Fancy-Pants! hehehe... Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

He has complex underwear? -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

I guess so... Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

"You'll nae pull doon yur troosers in mah hoose, young laddy!!" Yes, they do, Nick, yes they do.It's better than the poncy English accent, which flattens all the vowels and throws the r away, as the song by the Scottish band the Proclaimers goes. Sun Bless, Earth KeepZirandorthel I of TreesiaThe Golden DarknessNiirus TinenetuwarLet the fates burn!

One day I saw a moose.Strangely enough, the moose was in a hoose.It became quite apparent that this moose, in the hoose, was obstuse.Finally this moose, in the hoose, who was obtuse, looked at me and began to deduce.Sitting on this moose, who was in this hoose, who was obtuse, who began to deduce, was the whitest goose.This moose, in the hoose, who was obtuse, who loved to deduce, who had on his back a goose, let a cry loose.So I ran from this moose, in this hoose, who was obtuse, who loved to deduce, who had on his back a goose, who let a cry loose, into a caboose.TAKE THAT DR. SEUSS!!!!!!!

Lol...you wacko! -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

*drops a moose on Greg*MNUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

*drops a hoose on a witch*ding dong the...oh never mind... -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

*rolling dive, misses the moose*Hey! I'm using my body thank you!

he's a master of cool moves too? -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

What is the plural of moose?

Moose. *nods*wacky huh?Nick: you know it! *break dances like a kangaroo*(it ryhmed! lol)and nice post, hehe, hoose on a witch...hehe...*pictures a few dozen houses falling*what? I know alot of witches...

There are no mooses. There are no witches. There are just a large number of confused reindeer and feminists.

You're just not looking hard enough, dude. -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

Very nice rhyming....i like it.... Was that all created up in your head Greg? The Through-Marriage-Noble-Of- Brookshire

Yep, all created in my twisted mind, thanks Actually, I suprised even myself with that one... too bad there's no poetry competition going on. *laughs*

Heh...it is very amusing... -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

Very clever...

Thanks all of you! *tears up*Yay!!!