Shireroth

I despise that thread... There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

I make this post in honor of the great god Triple-8. They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

I make this post in service of the great god double-eight, and His prophet, nine.

and I give the finger to the demigod 8, and his servants, 9 and 0. Viatax Sitadi Axdivijink Regigoraauk

I proudly praise the gods 8, 9, and 1 for giving me this chance to spread their wisdom. They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

*spits on this thread* There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

*spits on your mom* OHSNAPNOHEJUSTDIDNT They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

*slap* There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

Oh hellz no! They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

Oh but I did! There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

What is this, Jerry Springer? Viatax Sitadi Axdivijink Regigoraauk

Your mother was a man... that's Jerry Springer.

I'm not actually a man, I'm a woman.Actually, I'm not really a woman, I'm a horse.Actually, I'm not really a horse, I'm a goat.Actually, I'm not really a goat, I'm a broom.//thunk Viatax Sitadi Axdivijink Regigoraauk

*uses mickey mouse powers to make Fax dance and clean the wizard's dungeon* They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

Wh-...whooooooooah! AAACK! I'M DANCINC AROUND CLEANING THINGS! SURELY THIS MUST BE A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE! Viatax Sitadi Axdivijink Regigoraauk

I can picture this inside my head, and I am scared. hehehehHahAhahHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

//rushes by with a dustrag and vaccuumhhhhheeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLppppppppppppp......... mmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee! Viatax Sitadi Axdivijink Regigoraauk

Silly, you're a broom. They didn't have any vacuums in Fantasia. They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

*rapes the Fax broom* Bill Dusch - Archon of SoloralismCitizen of ShirerothProud to be Apollonianvar txtList = new Array()txtList[txtList.length]="'Whoa! You're in...college now? You got...older! I guess that's what happens when time passes, but still...' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'The Hindenburg Uncertainty Principle, by contrast states that before you get on a blimp, you can never be certain whether it's going to catch on fire or not' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'We.....are.....not....FANTASY!>?!POE' - Scott Siskind, on hearing Bill Dusch say that Shireroth's theme is percieved to be Fiction-Fantasy based";txtList[txtList.length]="'me to. well almost, we have to worship the living god, Bill3000.' - Hubert";txtList[txtList.length]="'Y'know what? I am never going to get out of micronations. I think I need to be assassinated or something.' - Jason Steffke";txtList[txtList.length]="'Bill, you are STILL young and stupid.' - Jason Steffke, Control of Destiny 1";txtList[txtList.length]="'I think we've gotta promote you. You now have slightly more diplomatic skills than a random rock.' - Sirithil nos Feanor, to Bill Dusch";txtList[txtList.length]="'Wow. I'm this close to admitting you're no longer young and stupid.' - Scott Siskind, to Bill";txtList[txtList.length]="'ow! I've been thrwappen! Now I have a sudden urge to enter politics...' - Gryphon the Pure, after being hit by a shard of Pure Mischief";txtList[txtList.length]="'I could probably date Hypatia's Mom. Now THAT'S scary.' - Ryan Caruso"; j=parseInt(Math.random()*txtList.length);j=(isNaN(j))?0:j;document.write(txtList[j]);

Whoa! There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

It's not rape! It's surprise sex!*hump hump* Surprise! They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

//walks inHey, what are you doing to that broom?....And why...does it have my picture on it?And why on earth is the vaccuum co-...No. Nevermind.//leaves Viatax Sitadi Axdivijink Regigoraauk

YOU DON'T KNOW ME! They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...

There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

//cowers in the corner, traumatized. Viatax Sitadi Axdivijink Regigoraauk

Fax! Run! Bill's still horny! There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.

*takes a bite out of the Fax broom* Bill Dusch - Archon of SoloralismCitizen of ShirerothProud to be Apollonianvar txtList = new Array()txtList[txtList.length]="'Whoa! You're in...college now? You got...older! I guess that's what happens when time passes, but still...' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'The Hindenburg Uncertainty Principle, by contrast states that before you get on a blimp, you can never be certain whether it's going to catch on fire or not' - Scott Siskind";txtList[txtList.length]="'We.....are.....not....FANTASY!>?!POE' - Scott Siskind, on hearing Bill Dusch say that Shireroth's theme is percieved to be Fiction-Fantasy based";txtList[txtList.length]="'me to. well almost, we have to worship the living god, Bill3000.' - Hubert";txtList[txtList.length]="'Y'know what? I am never going to get out of micronations. I think I need to be assassinated or something.' - Jason Steffke";txtList[txtList.length]="'Bill, you are STILL young and stupid.' - Jason Steffke, Control of Destiny 1";txtList[txtList.length]="'I think we've gotta promote you. You now have slightly more diplomatic skills than a random rock.' - Sirithil nos Feanor, to Bill Dusch";txtList[txtList.length]="'Wow. I'm this close to admitting you're no longer young and stupid.' - Scott Siskind, to Bill";txtList[txtList.length]="'ow! I've been thrwappen! Now I have a sudden urge to enter politics...' - Gryphon the Pure, after being hit by a shard of Pure Mischief";txtList[txtList.length]="'I could probably date Hypatia's Mom. Now THAT'S scary.' - Ryan Caruso"; j=parseInt(Math.random()*txtList.length);j=(isNaN(j))?0:j;document.write(txtList[j]);

*Abruptly arrives with some troops, and, in a daring daylight operation, changes the title of the thread to "Capital of CHICKEN"*

Well, the capital of CHICKEN is "CHICKEN". However, if the name were "Chicken", the capital would be "C".Interestingly, I sold a water heater to a guy named "Chichen Ho" today. It was all I could do to keep from laughing. Viatax Sitadi Axdivijink Regigoraauk

Hi, I'm Sally.Hi, I'm Jimmy.Howdy y'all. I'm Chicken Ho! They call it a signature, but no one ever signs their posts...