(14:34:06) bayen: I am alone in my squirrely views...
(14:34:30) null1024: I wholeheartedly agree with the squirrels taking over the world bit.
(14:34:30) karanlyons: Also good:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDLqtpX7KL4
(14:34:40) null1024: They already took over my apple tree...
(14:34:57) docfox: You've gotta fight back
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(14:35:18) bayen: no! the squirrels will be benevolent overlords
(14:35:42) docfox: In less than an hour...children from the neighborhood will join others from around the world...and they will be launching the largest ground based anti-squirrel offensive in the history of mankind...
(14:35:51) null1024: ...crap, I've got bacon grease on my hands... had to decide to grab some bacon during all that talk of bacon...
(14:36:21) bayen: docfox: but it's too late - you've tipped your hand. the squirrels are now being notified to prepare their defenses... notifying the parents }:)
(14:36:50) docfox: Squirrels don't speak english, it'll take time for their translators to figure out what i said
(14:37:27) bayen: we're feeding them information... the humans loyal to the squirrel cause monitor such channels and they're bilingual
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(14:37:41) karanlyons: But I speak squirrel. How much will you pay to keep your secrets guarded?
(14:38:23) docfox: What do i care? I'm not fighting, i'm sending your kids to fight (and presumably die) for i cause I only half know about User tumbleweed joined channel #xkcd-signal
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(14:38:34) docfox: A cause, rather
(14:38:51) bayen: the squirrel counterstrike is quite simple: let the parents know what their kids are up to
(14:39:06) bayen: (though various proxy sources, obviously)
(14:39:21) docfox: How about all those anti-squirrel gun toting parents out there?
(14:39:43) bayen: we will also notify the democrats
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(14:40:13) karanlyons: Al Gore will have a keynote presentation about saving the squirrels.
(14:40:24) bayen: all within the next twenty minutes
(14:40:36) docfox: Thank god for republicans
(14:41:02) karanlyons: The republicans will kill the squirrels just in case the squirrels are made out of oil.
(14:41:14) karanlyons: I mean, God would make squirrels out of oil for man, right?
(14:41:25) bayen: and the democrats will kill all the squirrels trying to create an alternate energy resource
(14:41:32) docfox: I'd start killing squirrels myself right now if I knew they were made out of oil
(14:41:39) bayen: but they don't realize that squirrels float, and therefore have no battery potential
(14:41:52) docfox: Yes, but are they sour?
(14:42:00) Maahes: murders squirrels all the time, squirrel oil is not that useful for internal combustion engines.
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(14:42:26) karanlyons: Squirrels taste really good in smoothie form though.
(14:42:37) bayen: that implies sweet, though >_.
(14:43:09) karanlyons: bayen: With a lot of sugar, yes. Otherwise, very so4:43:21) lrdspmln: Squirrelade
(14:43:32) lrdspmln: I SMELL A BUSINESS VENTURE
(14:43:41) karanlyons: You will have the power of TEN THOUSAND SQUIRRELS!
(14:43:44) docfox: So we can extract lightning from squirrels, excellent
(14:44:15) karanlyons: You will feel UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC! You want lemonade? How about, SQUIRRELADE!
(14:44:30) curtmack: so classes start on Monday... god damn, college already. Feels like yesterday I was graduating
(14:44:38) karanlyons: Your children will crack nuts faster than SQUIRRELS!
(14:44:50) captainm: I know you guys don't want to get muted, but isn't a 20 minute conversation on squirrels going a tad far?
(14:45:24) karanlyons: captainm: This is serious discussion. If you can't handle it, go to #xkcd and leave the matters of the world to us.
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