Shireroth

Yeah, you're Babkhan...

Actually Babkhan-Shirerothian! I Love This Country! Be careful, I might steal your jobs.

Actually, I was referring to an incident involving Ben and the delegate from Froggistein.

http://p100.ezboard.com/fmicronationaln ... 1217.topic

Never heard of it. But I still might steal someones job.

Whose job do you want?

Where'd you settle, anyway?

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Ah I see. Must have been during my 2 year vacation. As for my settlement, I currently reside in Lesser Zjandaria. It's odd, I've posted in Shireroth for many years but I never bothered to try and understand how it operates in terms of Government, the role playing aspects etc.. So I'm at a bit of a loss as to what to do.

If you hadn't replaced the poor boy's limbs with those of a kitten he would have won you know.

I never said it was a smart bet. Sometimes its not about winning, sometimes its about getting there. Besides, can you really put a price on entertainment of that quality?

Four hundred Rials (50p/25c) if I recall correctly was the price of admission to the freakshow display you kept that boy in afterwards to recoup your gambling losses.

Well he had to pay off my losses somehow, and if I did make a tidy profit in the long run, who's to complain? Speaking of which, what happened to "Paw-Jig"? I remember throwing a carrot at him for screaming in front of the guests and then there was a lot of drinking...

Things went a little wrong when you mistook it for a lobster and had it boiled alive before being served to the Hanoverian Ambassador. Curiously we don't see much of him these days at official functions.

Oh yes, I remember snickering to myself while you convinced him it was a Babkhan delicacy. Wait a minute, Didn't the Treesian ambassador have a son who went missing? Well it's their own damned fault for bringing crates of red to any occasion.

Your Excellency specifically requested Treesian Red - I was going to recommend that Shiraz laced with cocaine was perfectly adequate for a more dignified formal occassion but I deferred to your Excellency's wishes.

Well it might have stopped me from running wild in the palace with an axe while dressed in a bear costume, but for how long?

Oh? I would not have thought it made overmuch difference since to the best of my knowledge your Excellency was to be found dressed in such garb on most evenings.

Well desperate times call for desperate measures.

Desperate indeed but just because a lady of ill-repute spurns your drunken advances at six in the evening it doesn't mean you should dress up as a bear and chase her round the palace with an axe.

These things happen, besides, she understood it was only in jest. Atleast I wasn't the one who tied the representatives of the University of Kamalshahr to their seats and throwing unknown syringes at them while sitting at the head of the table with a decanter of brandy.

It was a review board meeting. What? Don't look at me like that. It's tradition!

True, we rarely get to break out the good brandy.

Yes. Very hard to come by since we lost Terre des Riches. Perhaps we should ask the Antican's if they'd mind giving it back.

Ask? Explain to me this concept you speak of.

Well asking is like taking except that you feign interest in the feelings of the other party involved in the transaction.

I guess asking would be a foreign concept.

Babkha has two forms of achievement. Taking things and taking things with a smile on your face.