Shireroth

Posted: **Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:31 am**

* looks at the list of Kaisers *

Viviantia I (Erik) and Semisa I (James) were the only Kaiseresses played by men... and it was never a secret who Sai'Kar was... no, I'm fairly certain it was Sirithil who really messed him up :P

Posted: **Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:48 pm**

Hmm. I meant to say "people like Bill". Well, the point still stands.

Posted: **Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:44 pm**

Sai'kar wasn't a kaiseress.. I'll point out...

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:32 am**

I've got FIoJ on the brain - nuff said.

Posted: **Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:13 pm**

The FloJ sounded fantastic. Shame all the craziest nations died out before my time in micronations began (apart from Shireroth and our Shrine of Controversy, of course

).
Baracao- sorry, Baracão, Menelmacar etc all sounded like a laugh.

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:55 am**

Yes if you like religious wars between psychic bananas and Solorarist space-elves you'll just love Menelmacar.

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:00 pm**

Anyway I can tell you what temples exist in Elwynn:

The Donation of Elwynn

Ardashir Khan Osmani, by the Kharenah of Zurvan, Baron of Elwynn, to his subjects and retainers - Greetings and unto the gods of Shireroth undying and unthinking obsequience.

Know that We, Mibaradardam be Khorshid va Mah Minamaz dadanam Zurvan, have in the first place granted to Zurvan this Charter which by his Kharenah is confirmed for us and our heirs forever.

May I please the gods by gifting the Elwynnese cities of Eliriashahr & Vijayanagra to my favourite deities B'Caw & Ryvenna as manors for their high priests to hold?

If it be so it is hereby decreed within the city boundaries of Eliriashahr upon acceptance by Hypatia Agnesi, there shall be set aside the whole city, administered as fief and trust and manor, for the glory of Ryvenna.

Within the city boundaries of Vijayanagra, upon acceptance by Shyriath, there shall be set aside the whole city, administered as fief and trust and manor, for the glory of B'Caw

This land is granted continually for all time that Elwynn shall be in the memory of Shireroth or else for all the time that Shireroth is in the memory of Elwynn.

It is so enacted by virtue of the Baronial Will.

http://shireroth.kuroshiro.net/forum/vi ... =30&t=3876

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:02 pm**

The renaming of Elwynn incidentally casts some doubt on the legality of those temples continued existance.

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:36 pm**

meh.. they exist...

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:05 pm**

granted continually for all time that Elwynn shall be in the memory of Shireroth

You'll have to issue a new order to provide for new circumstances.

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:25 pm**

It's still in memory.. I remember it...

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 2:06 pm**

Ah but your Imperial Niftiness we all know what your memory can be like.

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:39 pm**

You have no idea...

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:55 pm**

It has nothing to do with you waving your sword of vengeance about at my neck but I feel oddly compelled not to disagree with your Imperial Niftiness.

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:31 pm**

Oh this? Just a letter opener.. really!

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:20 am**

Letter openers usually aren't carried around in one-metre long scabbards, your Niftiness

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:25 pm**

I should point out that I was not entirely happy with my throat being opened like a letter. The doctors however assure me that the stiches will be ready to come out by next Ughday so it is all goodRelatively speaking.

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:14 pm**

My point exactly. His Niftiness, I fear, may need more than letter-openers to defend Shirekeep.

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:18 pm**

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:28 pm**

*Men in clean white coats approach the Kaiser with what look like a strait-jacket and an oversized buttefly net.* "Come along quietly, Sire, and please put the bomb down, and no one will get hurt."

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:52 am**

*arms the nuclear device*
*clicks back the cover on the trigger in his hand...*
*fingers trigger threateningly*

Back off m'buckoes.... I'll do it... I swear...

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:09 am**

*Tasers the Kaiser*

I'll be having that thank you. Gentlemen, quickly now, get this disarmed and crated up pronto. I want that bomb on a plane to Miska before the MRWS auditors catch up with us.

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:24 pm**

*pulls the trigger*

*bomb makes lots of sound as electronics activate and warm up, power up sounds a heard.. thing begin to move.. then suddenly... Confetti is everywhere! and a small flag with the word "B0O0/\/\" is sticking out of the 'nuclear device'. *

I win!

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:48 pm**

they were merely expressing some of the universality that exists with in us all.

Oh, the Y.A.C. hereby annexes the spicy chicken that benkern was buried in, boxes it, and ships it to Babkha.

Posted: **Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:11 pm**

Great "B0O0/\/\", Your Niftiness. Yes, you definitely have style. Shall we celebrate your solution over a banquet of spicy chicken and rivers of orange beer? And, of course, cake for dessert.

Posted: **Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:29 am**

Make it Cider and I'm there.. and instead of Chicken.. I'll take some more cider...

Posted: **Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:55 am**

You've got it, Sire.

Alright, a large flagon of cider for His Niftiness, and set up those tables. We have some serious banqueting to do.

Posted: **Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:48 pm**

And women... I demand dancers!

I'm going Babkhan....it would appear.. Just need more slaughter and genocide...

Posted: **Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:20 pm**

Have some peasants to slaugher- it's on me, really
*presents sniper rifle to His Niftiness*

Posted: **Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:08 pm**

Slaughtering peasants? That's the second sport of Chelkran Kesh!

The first one is Razorball. The Wiki for it is below.
http://www.novatainia.org/wiki/index.ph ... =Razorball

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