Shireroth

Hmm, was that the nuclear bunker I was storing ms in...

Sure was.

*steals small red button from Liam marked "B0O0/\/\!"*

*presses red button*

Wait! That's the wrong "B0O0/\/\!"!

*Vilhelm's house explodes*

Aw man, I was saving that one for la Fiesta de la B0O0/\/\!...

We should have one of those some day...

*decides what the red button he was about to sit on was probably for*

Yeah, you should really keep an eye out for those red buttons, and only push them when you really, really want to.

*aims crosshair at rival Brookshirean Barony*

I'll have none of that in my Duchy....

*hesitates*
*gets out map of Shireroth*
*aims crosshair at rival Yardistani Barony*

* aims red dot at Modan-Lach *

No pointing my second favourite duchies with crosshairs!

If Russia ever attacks Turkey from behind, they'll always have Greece to back them up...

And apparently Straylight backs Yardistan... who backs no one... And Brookshire owns all your bases...

There is still another in Port Nevermore, on the north coast of North Novi Dalmacjia. If you need extra forces, they are at your disposal, of course, Your Imperial Niftiness.

If Russia ever attacks Turkey from behind, they'll always have Greece to back them up...

They'll have to get through Georgia first- Mr. Saakashvili won't like that...


*swivels crosshair around aimlessly*

Hey, watch where you're pointing that thing!!

Meh. Ran out of rival duchies to aim it at.

Kildare... Let's invade Kildare!

*Port Nevermore goes on high alert* You won't get away with it... *Calls up militia; they begin drilling and monitoring radar for incursions from outside the barony.*

Little do you know...
....but...
I'M IN THE BARONY!

SURPRISE!

*launches a surprise attack on Port Nevermore with Monty Crisco Paratroopers*

*Paratroopers drop down into the waiting gunsights of a crack team of sharpshooters. The commanding general raises a bullhorn and addresses the surprised troops* "Okay, 'Gentlemen,' how are we going to play this? We would hate to think that we were being invaded by our own Kaiser's troops. Now, why don't you all come quietly while we sort this out."

My nuclear weapons are ready for the fight

Ha! You want Cossacks!

That was a bit god-modded...

Cossacks with nuclear weapons! Hell yeah!
Beware the irradiated horsemen of Modan-Lach!