As darkness settles...

[Kaiser Mors III]

On a side note... Oral Sex is fun.... Or so Alex tells me....hehehehe Or was that what I said to her... or did we say it to each other..... I forget... ALEX!!! *goes to find Alex...* Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Gryphon Avocatio]

Wait...I thought that Eriana bore a striking resemblance to her avatar, in which case we fantasise about a woman who bares striking resemblance to our very own miss moon, who I am sure is just as, if not more, attractive as her avatar.And what does porn or oral sex have to do with anything? Not that i'm complaining...and oral sex is fun, and i like to have debates with people who have never done and claim that it couldn't possible be -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas Give me your child, and by the age of five, I can make him a priest or a thief or a scholar. - SCOTT: You know, I always joke about how nothing will ever be able to get me out of micronations...but...I think if my mother got into micronations that would get me out in a hurry. - GUILDENSTERN:We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.

[Jadie of Goldshire]

She does look a lot like her avatar...except when it is an animal of some sort.. Jadie of GoldshireCarry on with your lives people...nothing to see here.

[Zirandorthel]

I can't say I've ever fantasised about Eriana's avatar, the neck-collar thing always put me off.I found out what fellatio was today, it's been driving me mad as I saw the term in the sequel to Catch-22, Closing Time, and it wasn't in my little pocket-size (maybe if you have hands the size of shovels) dictionary. Also, the feminine of that in cunnilingtus, which just made me laugh my arse off. Haven't looked up rude words in a dictionary since I was 12.Anyway, Nick, you ever make cracks about my three mothers again, and my dad will come over and beat up your dad, just to show you!! Sun Bless, Earth KeepZirandorthel I of TreesiaThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar, Tivitha e'Taras

[david northworthy beckfor]

i never stoped looking up wordsbah...this albanian dictionary's rubbish... "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."

[Ari Rahikkala]

Hah. You poor things who look up obscene words in dictionaries. One day you will understand the greatness of Finnish, the language in which sexual references have been embedded in grammatical structures. Observe:"Naida". This verb means "to marry", and also, "to have sex with". Which it means depends wholly on the inflection (*), therefore people might be a bit shocked if you use the partitive case ("Nain Marya") when you meant to use the accusative ("Nain Maryn"). In a way similar to how Finnish lacks the verb "to have", the difference between "to come (to a place)" and "to orgasm" is only in whether you use the nominative or adessive case. Then again, English has a quirk which is very similar to this (except that in Finnish there's never any ambiguity between the two cases). "Panna" is a bit more complex. Again, it can mean "to have sex with" (partitive) but it can also mean "to brew" using the same case. Furthermore, if you add an adverbial in the elative case to the sentence, it becomes a rather generic way to say "put" ("Mary pani astioita pöydälle" - "Mary put some dishes on a/the table").(*) Who makes up all these grammar-related words anyway? Does anyone actually know the difference between "to conjugate", "to decline" and "to inflect"? I spend my days enjoying the minty taste that surrounds Erik.

[Kaiser Mors III]

I don't! Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[david northworthy beckfor]

did you have to write the whole of your post in a foreign language? "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."

[Kaiser Mors III]

He's Ari.. of course he did.. Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Ari Rahikkala]

Oi! Don't forget what I've said before about trying to predict my behaviour... I spend my days enjoying the minty taste that surrounds Erik.

[Kaiser Mors III]

Moose? Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Gman Russell]

Wait... Nick... don't you have a girlfriend? Leave the single girls to those of us who are less fortunate!*pity face*

[Kaiser Mors III]

Wait.. Quois.. I missed something in the page transition.. Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Gryphon Avocatio]

I can look...so long as I don't touch...i think complements are still good too, though my GF gets the majourity of them... -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas Give me your child, and by the age of five, I can make him a priest or a thief or a scholar. - SCOTT: You know, I always joke about how nothing will ever be able to get me out of micronations...but...I think if my mother got into micronations that would get me out in a hurry. - GUILDENSTERN:We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.

[Kaiser Mors III]

I'de like to hope so... Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Gryphon Avocatio]

She deserves the vast majority that she gets too :P Aside from that, it's mostly mike and I hitting on amanda for no particular reason other than to see how long she will keep hanging out with us...and because it's very entertaining... -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas Give me your child, and by the age of five, I can make him a priest or a thief or a scholar. - SCOTT: You know, I always joke about how nothing will ever be able to get me out of micronations...but...I think if my mother got into micronations that would get me out in a hurry. - GUILDENSTERN:We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.

[Kaiser Mors III]

Are we talking about Katlin? Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Gryphon Avocatio]

No...i specifically said amanda...we can talk about caitlin if you want :P Though I don't know if whe would appreciate it...damn...to many cute girls...they're after me! (i wish ) -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas Give me your child, and by the age of five, I can make him a priest or a thief or a scholar. - SCOTT: You know, I always joke about how nothing will ever be able to get me out of micronations...but...I think if my mother got into micronations that would get me out in a hurry. - GUILDENSTERN:We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.

[Kaiser Mors III]

Now that I look back.. I had lots of woman available to me.. I just though non where ever intersted.. Be sure of your self and slightly egotistical.. and I'm sure you can land one.... Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Gryphon Avocatio]

not that either of us really need to....hehsee, my problem is that i'm usually surrounded by unavailable women....though i still manage to get significant attention from them....so...i suppose i win then...but not entirely...but well enough since I'm not single anymore... -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas Give me your child, and by the age of five, I can make him a priest or a thief or a scholar. - SCOTT: You know, I always joke about how nothing will ever be able to get me out of micronations...but...I think if my mother got into micronations that would get me out in a hurry. - GUILDENSTERN:We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.

[Kaiser Mors III]

Woman in high school don't stay taken for to long... 3 months.. max average.. Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Gryphon Avocatio]

I'm starting to doubt that. I was with ica for a year and a half straight before we broke up (and we're together again). Amanda (same one as above) has been with her boy friend at least as long. I know several other people who have been in relationships for great spans of time (at least, relative to three months). I think that depending upon the circle or clique relationships last different amounts of time.... -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas Give me your child, and by the age of five, I can make him a priest or a thief or a scholar. - SCOTT: You know, I always joke about how nothing will ever be able to get me out of micronations...but...I think if my mother got into micronations that would get me out in a hurry. - GUILDENSTERN:We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.

[Kaiser Mors III]

True.. I think I hold a record at 2.5 years... Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Gryphon Avocatio]

I think I know of somebody who has been dating the same person since they were a freshman... -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas Give me your child, and by the age of five, I can make him a priest or a thief or a scholar. - SCOTT: You know, I always joke about how nothing will ever be able to get me out of micronations...but...I think if my mother got into micronations that would get me out in a hurry. - GUILDENSTERN:We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.

[Jadie of Goldshire]

My oinly high school relationship lasted a grand total of 9 months. Jadie of GoldshireCarry on with your lives people...nothing to see here.

[Kaiser Mors III]

WEll.. I said... A record.. I think once you even hit 2 years you are within a small minority...So... Did you guys start a new.. or pick up where you left off...? In the sense of counting how long you where dating... Melissa and I basicly continued dating when we... "Broke up".. so didn't count it.. since.. we never really broke up. But you and Ica..well.. It did kinda end. Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Gryphon Avocatio]

Well, we kinda backed up a little...so not really anew..we had to rebuild a little...but we are back where we were before things started getting bad...it took about a month...we figure if we make it to our anniversery, we will count the two months we were apart...also, draughting from one of the above posts, I just found out Amanda and her boy friend broke up not that long ago....news takes a while to get to me :P -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas Give me your child, and by the age of five, I can make him a priest or a thief or a scholar. - SCOTT: You know, I always joke about how nothing will ever be able to get me out of micronations...but...I think if my mother got into micronations that would get me out in a hurry. - GUILDENSTERN:We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.

[Kaiser Mors III]

You mean err.. err... My Ex's Ex? Gabe?I don't know how you take her back man.. I wouldn't be able to.. But we are different people.. and I tend to be finickier(sp?) when it comes to people and my relationship with them... Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Gryphon Avocatio]

I really don't know either to tell you the truth...it jsut happened...and it's working rather well...so...I don't ask questions... -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas Give me your child, and by the age of five, I can make him a priest or a thief or a scholar. - SCOTT: You know, I always joke about how nothing will ever be able to get me out of micronations...but...I think if my mother got into micronations that would get me out in a hurry. - GUILDENSTERN:We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.

[Kaiser Mors III]

I guess as long as you are happy.I guess it's just cause she has kinda fallen out of my "good graces" so to speak. I can explain in private if you want.. but I think you already know... Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth