Shireroth

*Looks at his paintball gun...*Zombifying Paintballs? E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

Erik...you really need to be careful with that thing... Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

I just thought they were normal paintballs... Maybe I should just go back to useing my Remote... E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

Maybe you SHOULD!!*gets brains sucked out* -Gryphon Avocatio- Anarch and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Imigration and Naturalisation, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - "Minsiter of Dance, Pants and Funny Walks" - SAVE THE KIWI!! God save our gracious Queen, long live our noble Queen, God save the Queen. Send her victorious, happy and glorious, long to reign over us; God save the Queen. Thy choicest gifts in store On her be pleased to pour, Long may she reign.May she defend our laws, And ever give us cause To sing with heart and voice God save the Queen.

*pushes a button on his remote and Nick gets his brains back.. and Greg lives again.. as a normal human...* E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

ooo.....oh wait...that remote is evil.....or is it?? I can't remember anymore. Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

*turns a nob on the Remote... to EVIL* see.. NOW.. it is evil...*turns it back to GOOD*Good again.. E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

erik...you scared me for a second there... Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

*turns nob to EVIL again**pushes a button*....MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA...MAUAHHAHA.. HAH...haha...ha?*something explodes in the distance...*Much better... E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

*blinks**growls*DAMNIT ERIK!! THAT WAS MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!My palace isn't done yet.....*murmurs and glares at Erik* Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

*puts Nob back to GOOD, pushes a button*There....*The house is instantaniously rebuilt...* E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

For your next trick, do you suppose you can finish Jadie's castle with that thing? Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

Proly.. but I need some kinda... incentive.. E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

Guest room for you and Alex? Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

Have my own place...already... E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

My undying oath to serve whoever the Kaiser is at any appointed time? Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

Oh wait, I was gonna do that anyway. Umm........a puppy? *holds up a puppy* Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

I dislike dogs... E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

Okay then, what would you like? Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

Chocolate????

I have an incentive...but I am not saying it out loud... Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

sexual favors? Raised by a family of Griffins in the forests of Llanowar, this young mage is rumored to be the sole male born of the Serra tribe.

*blink blink*Um.....no.......it is something else.....*sighs* how did I know someone would think of that???Perverts!!!! *laughs*It has nothing to do with sexual favors.....geebaz...what do you guys take me for?? Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

*Begins tinkering with his Remote.... *TO GOLDSHIRE! E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

who said I was guessing your offer? Raised by a family of Griffins in the forests of Llanowar, this young mage is rumored to be the sole male born of the Serra tribe.

*laughs* oh that is too much....*laughs* Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

Than's WHO'S offer were you refering to.. E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

That is a good question...I wanna know Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

*starts growling at Gryphon, hand poised on sword as tension from Marlboro encounter has built up* Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

No hurting Joseph in my Duchy please... Erik Mortis BrookshirePrætor of ShirerothDuke of Brookshire