Shireroth

*throws gryphon a rope*c'mon man lets get you outta there YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

*disappears into the crowd*Whoa! -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - "Minsiter of Dance, Pants and Funny Walks" - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

I'LL SAVE YOU GRYPHON!!!!!!!!!!!!*dives into the crowd*

*Dives in with gman and both form a wall around gryphon*hold 'em off boss!!!*grabs gryphon and tries to crawl out of pit* YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

*knocks down anyone who gets near them**the camera slows down*GOOOO OOOONNNN!!! SAAAAVVVEEE YOOUURRRSSSEEELLLFFF!!!!!!!!!!

*waches from about 10 ft away*This is funny....

*gets lost in the crowd of moshers, his voice is drowned out*

*drags gryphon to shore*FOR SEPIROTH!!!*dives into the moshers spining in a circle to get everyone off, and begins to look around for gman.* YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

HELP!*falls back in*YEOOOWW!!! IM USING THAT!!!*falls back in*I FEEL SOOOOO VIOLATED!!!!*falls back in*

Wowzers....Okay..that is too much....*yells*ATTENTION MOSH PIT...YOU ARE NOW UNDER ARREST BY THE IMPERIAL ARMY FOR VIOLATING OUR MOMA!!*gets sucked into mosh pit*AH!!!!!! SAVE ME!!! Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

*gman and stone dive to help the kaiseress, stone pulling out staff to lay the whuppin to a larger area**with every swing stone picks up the moshers and flings them away from the kaiseress* *the steel-toed boots of the moshers get close and kick stone in the head from behind, making him dizzy as the pit mods him and begins kicking him with the boots, his skin cracking.* YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

*fed up with the crowd, A small, darkly glow started eminating from somewhere deep in the crowd, soon the aura became violent and pushed everyone within a 6 foot radius away, leaving burns on their skin*YOU... MAY NOT... TAKE... OUR KAISERESS!!!!!!!!*he took out his twin pistols and began pistol whipping people into submission, untill he found the poor Jadie and tossed her safely away.*RRAAAAAWWWWWRRRR!!!!!

*a crowd explodes around stone as broken and bleeding he lashes out breaking bones and knocking people into concussions. soon he is back to back with Gman pelting to Moshers.* Friends help friends move. REAL friends help friends hide the bodies.......and there's ALOT of bodies.....

STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*every one freezes**enteres finds Gman and Stone upon tuching them they are teleported out of the pit and and callmed**Gman wakes finding him self in the arms of the woman of his dreams**Stone wakes finding him self in Sallys arms*Much better...

*shakes head*Oww......*become unconcsious* Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

*picks Jadie up and takes her home*RESUME!!!!!!*pit starts up again*

The woman of my dreams? Dang........... if only.... *shakes head*

If only.....................?????

*wakes up*Whoa...what happened? Haven't seena party like this in a long time... -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - "Minsiter of Dance, Pants and Funny Walks" - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

If only that could happen Eriana... *shakes head**walks back to the party**watches the mosh pit, which was still going*I think BAM has a new tradition.... hehehahahaha...

Ah yes well there is that.... All of that....

*he sighed and looked off into space*Would you like to come for me?I would like that alot...Would you like to help me be?I promise it will not be fought...Would you come by Kings decree?You wouldn't give it another thought...Would you help, me pull free?Look what I have wrought...

*watches in amusement*I'm starting to think I've helped bring an artistic revolution to Shireroth. Everywhere I turn, there's poetry! Whether or not I'm taking too much credit, this is still rather satisfying. Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

even I did some poetry.....entered it into the contest.... war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD)

*looks over at poet*Did my improvised poem please you?

Greatly. Random bursts of creativity always please me. Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

Yay creativity....*avoids mosh pit like the plague* Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

*they linger dangerously close, still moshing to the band*

meep!!!*backs away slowly* Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

*Gman ropes off the mosh area, and they stay where they are at*THERE we go... *grins*