Shireroth

*walks behind him and dumps stapelers back in his pockets and walks away whistling* YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

Welcome Krasniy *smiles warmly*As Minister of Military Affairs, and your mention of soldiers, i'd love to get your advice... you could probably teach me a thing or two about tactics and such... *laughs*

Well I'm certainly impressed with the welcome here, and have it known I shall be touring all the baronies etc. of Shireroth during my stay.My first point of military advice is easy:*feels pockets and gives evil grin*Staplers. Arm everybody with staplers. My secret research into the Railgun Stapletron Mk.IV was most rewarding in Baracão, and I am sure I could give you the blueprints...As for Babkha, they're a decent lot, but frankly I wouldn't set foot in that land of camel whorehouses unless I absolutely had to. Krasniy YastrebLast Baracãoan Defence Minister

*snickers*I avoid the whorehouse part of Babkha.....*laughs* Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

Tee hee! Camel whorehouses! It's funny because it's true!

Don't forget the sheep whorehouses, and the bearded women, and the pigs, and the goats, and the...wow, Babkhans have been accused of a whole lot of interspecies lovin'. ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

Hmm......and yet we're the ones with an assortment of interspecies beings. Fancy that. Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

*laughs* How many different species DO we have here? And what are they?

We have birdmen (and women), stonedrowvampirewhatevers, daemons from hell (lots of those), elf-cats, elf-birdmen, elf-leopards and (if you want to be boring about it), elves. We also have some humans, but they're kept under lock and key. ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

That's like, 8 different species if you want to be broad about it, if your picky though; that's 4 "purebloods" and 4 mix-breeds... weird, but cool

Yay for being a mixed-breed!It makes me special Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

My good friend Krasniy,While I mourn with you over the demise of the great Republica I urge you to hop on a plane, buy a turban and take a trip to our blessed Kingdom. Despite what the Atterans and Politikans might say, the last camel and sheep whorehouses were closed during the reign of His Imperial Majesty Shah Babak the Great. We can offer you a land of opportunity and greatness. Plus a nice military job (Head of the Stapler department or what not) plus a spot in our Harem. Let no one fool you, our Harem is first in quality and quantity.

Hahaha, I don't believe this. Shireroth and Babkha are fighting over me.*gets into throne*Come on, courtiers! entertain me some more! Krasniy YastrebLast Baracãoan Defence Minister

Actually, I'm full wood elf, I just spent a little too long alone in the woods. Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

Gothic spires from hell!! : -->:"> Locke.
Can humans do what prophets say?

*laughs* cocky aren't we Krasniy?

Yep! Then again we have a reson to be.....We ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh You ment him not us...... Oh well my point still stands....

Cocky?Nah, it was a cheap reclaimed throne from some warehouse... Krasniy YastrebLast Baracãoan Defence Minister

*snickers*As long as it is smaller than my throne..it is all good Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

Quote: We have birdmen (and women), stonedrowvampirewhatevers, daemons from hell (lots of those), elf-cats, elf-birdmen, elf-leopards and (if you want to be boring about it), elves. We also have some humans, but they're kept under lock and key.Don't forget Dragons, elf-Daemons, Spirits from beyond, and Phoenices... Gods, Demigods... we used to have a wolf or two... and until Shirlan left, we had a Gryphoness... Raised by a family of Griffins in the forests of Llanowar, this young mage is rumored to be the sole male born of the Serra tribe.

Well, I did, so ordering me in retrospect ain't gonna help none. ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

There is one elf - elf-cat romance that springs to mind you know

Um....what other elf-cat is there??Because I didn't fall in love with an elf.....he was human through and through. Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

He only dresses up at the weekends.Fly! Fly! For the hills!! ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

If Krasniy joins Babkha, we will give you the biggest stapler ever known in the history of mankind.

oooohthats a good offercan you top it jd? YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

I don't have to...he already joined Shireroth.... I offered him a nice peaceful rural retirement.... Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

Ha! Bigger stapler??You do not understand the way of the staple. 'Tis not size that counts, but the 'thwack factor'. You could not possibly offer me that, the thwackiest stapler in existence is in my pocket, and the theory that allows it to excel thwack factor 10 is known only by myself.Like Jadie said, I like a nice rural place to live. Babkha's too hot, too sweaty and too damn....camelly for my liking. Thanks for the offer though. --------------------------------Krasniy YastrebCitizen of ShirerothMicronational Soldier, Communist and all-round nutcase

Shame. Our staples give a mighty "thwack".