Shireroth

*Speaks in solemn, reflective tones* The paths and prophets of the Most Holy Cheese (chomp and slurp to Its Holy Name)are many. While I have never heard of this Messiah, I see from your words that his teachings are much like those of the Cheesist Faith. Yea, for despite the vast distances of time and space that may separate believers, the yummy goodness of Cheese is apparent to them all, and draws them together in thought and belief, which is as it should be.*Concludes his monologue here, and presents the Shirerothians (Shirerothites? Shirerotheen?) with a table of various sorts of cheeses*

There's only one problem with that page... being that it has a yellow background (before loading the background image) and it contains the word "myriad"... it gives me the creeps... "I believe they just installed Gentoo Linux."

Let both Cheesists and worshippers of Cheesus join in mutual worship of the Lard our Gouda, bringer of Eternal Salivation to the world... Edited by: Kalir Sethan  at: 5/12/03 11:01:08 am

Turns out Guada is a a Goddess.. bet you didn't know that... Raynor M'JiliadKaiser of Shireroth

Gouda can't be a goddess! It's the cheesified word "God"!

*Sniffs and sheds a tear* Amen!And I hereby declare that as soon as I join Shireroth, my very very very very very first... or at least up-in-the-top-100-th... act shall be to refound the Temple (which is really in an awful state of disuse) and open its doors to the people of Shireroth! And within its hallowed walls, Cheesists and worshippers of Cheesus shall join forces to promote the cause of Cheese throughout the many lands!

The B0O0/\/\ist Temple.... Guada is but one of the many Gods... A Goddess in a panthion of Gods.... *senses a religious conflict....* Raynor M'JiliadKaiser of Shireroth

Does anyone else have a sudden craving for quesadillas after reading this? :p ~The Solitary Poet of Delvenus

Not really.. I just had a bunch of spicy chicken.. Raynor M'JiliadKaiser of Shireroth

CHEDDAR CHEESE!! YUM! Just a bubbly elf-cat girl who gives out adviceand saves countries

what's this about some good strong spicy cheddar? Raynor M'JiliadKaiser of Shireroth

Mmmmmm... quesadillas. Haven't had a good quesdilla in weeks.*Snaps out of it* At any rate, while I have reason to acknowledge the Almighty Gouda, the Temple isn't really meant for non-Cheese-type gods, even though they bear the impressive designation of "B0O0/\/\ist" gods. I suppose that makes me the pagan around here. *Grin*So, yeah, maybe religious conflict. *Dons his armor, and brandishes his sword, a fine blade of folded high-carbon parmesan, its edges honed to scalpel-sharpness; upon the hilt, in golden cheddar, is engraved the Cheesist sigil, the Cheese Wedge Enhaloed, and the Latin (or at least pseudo-Latin) motto, "Caseus Supra Omnia": Cheese Above All.*

You could always be a Priest devoted solely to Guada.. though recognize the other Gods as being.. well... Gods.. We have a Priest of Agni.. and A priest of Apostrophe... We had a High Priest once... he died..*Loads his BAR(B0O0/\/\ist Assult Rifle).... *Must it come down to this? Raynor M'JiliadKaiser of Shireroth

*Looks at rifle, looks down at hsi primitive armor, then looks back at the rifle nervously*Well, since you put it THAT way now...*Sheds his armor, and sheathes the sword*...I think I've just become a pacifist. Priest of Gouda, you say? I'm surprised there isn't one already...

*puts BAR away*We got alot of Gods....And.. View Priests... Raynor M'JiliadKaiser of Shireroth