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The guys here arent too bad either...*sits in a state of daydream and dreams of Erik* The Through-Marriage-Noble-Of- Brookshire

Hey... None of that now... Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

David was obviously referring to us. How many songs do you have about Californian girls?? One! How many do we have about Irish girls? Millions! Sun Bless, Earth KeepZirandorthel I of TreesiaThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar, Tivitha e'Taras

We are a state... you are a nation.. people hear about your songs more.. and I wasn't saying you don't have hot women too? Can't we both have hot women? I mean.. you have a nation of redheads.... hehe... I better shut up before Alex smacks me.. Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

I was talking about both "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."

And what about New Zealand chicks eh?Hey you! stop laughing...

sheep?or was that australia? "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."

That is New Zealand, all right, with a higher sheep population than human.Then again, Ireland has a huge cattle population. Thank goodness we made a reputation for ourselves as drunken rabble, so that we escaped from being accused of livestock molestation. Sun Bless, Earth KeepZirandorthel I of TreesiaThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar, Tivitha e'Taras

I thought that was the Scottish....? Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

*smacks Erik*...Hey now....i DO have red hair now......And both places have many sheep The Through-Marriage-Noble-Of- Brookshire

what? What I do? Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

The redheads of Irelend?....*kisses Erik* I still love you though.... The Through-Marriage-Noble-Of- Brookshire

HEY! This is a Foreign Ministry, not a seedy hotel room! This is a place for conniving, plotting, and betrayal, not romance! Now get out of here before you get lipstick all over my important documents! Deeds cannot dream what dreams can do. - e. e. cummings

Sorry Scott....*pats Scotts head*.... The Through-Marriage-Noble-Of- Brookshire

She doesn't even ware lipstick Scott... well there was that once.. when her Suite mates got at here before our 3 Month anniversary dinner... anyhoo.. Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

Oh, I wasn't talking about *her*, Erik.*Erik is trying to hide a tube of something behind his back.*There! I said it! I let out your dirty little secret!

mmm.. Lipstick... so yummy.... *looks at scott and gives him a sarcastic glance and fake smile..* Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

Ahhhh...so that is what you are always eating.....hehe The Through-Marriage-Noble-Of- Brookshire

I was being sarcastic.. but I think Scott wanted us out of here... Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

Okey...*wanders out* The Through-Marriage-Noble-Of- Brookshire

Umm, so back on the original topic...Scott, I wasn't aware everything had already been established. You say colonization is next on the list? Well, Im afraid Troy wont be too happy about that, maybe if you abolished your silly/barbaric citizenship laws? Aside from that, what's next? (seriously) And PLEASE let's not go off topic again, I dont want to read a bunch of messages about which part of the world has the most attractive women, men, or sheep. Earl Andrew Washburn Eurl Anders Waschbourn Contact information:MSN: earlaw@hotmail.comAIM: Earl WashburnYIM: amerada1 ICQ: 335467639 Governor of Massacavut Capital District, Foreign Minister of Slobovia

Our citizenship laws are not barbaric or silly.. (barbarian just means "Bearded One" anyways..).. They help strengthen the nation.. More nations should have them... To many dual cits..In real life.. Dual citizenship doens't really exsist. Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

Earl how many nations are you in? just out of interest...Oh, and New Macadam's election is on-going if you'd care to make an appearance and vote :P

Quote:And PLEASE let's not go off topic again, I dont want to read a bunch of messages about which part of the world has the most attractive women, men, or sheep.I do not appreciate being commanded in my own office, or having my countrymen commanded either. While you are in Shireroth you will respect Shirerithian laws, including the Tri-Cit Law and the Wildly Tangential Topic law.Is there anything else that needs discussing?

We have a wild Tangerine Law? Go those citrius!

mmmm... Tangerines.. Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

Tangential, TANGENTIAL.....*waits for appropriate "we understand what that word means" response.*...Tangents people....*shakes head*...really now...tangerines...hehe The Through-Marriage-Noble-Of- Brookshire

No...not tangerines...tangents...as in...."Never go off on tangents, which are lines intersecting a circle at exactly one point, which were discovered by Euclid, who was a Greek living in Alexandria, which is in Egypt, which is where they built the pyramids, which are made partly of limestone, which is a sedimentary rock, which are formed by the action of rivers, of which the longest is the Nile, which flows through the Sudan, which is currently the world's poorest country according to the UN, which was founded after World War II, which was fought between..."

That just keeps going on.... The Through-Marriage-Noble-Of- Brookshire

..... Proud Owner of a Real Horrorshow High-Speed, Low-Drag Sig!Edited by: Hesam Jahandar at: 1/26/04 7:11 pm