Describe your Kaiseress in a single sentence

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Arg! You take my smilie and make it mean a bad thing! It's a good thing, an extremely positive thing! sorry for any trouble *laughs*
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I am still confused..how is it extremely positive....? Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth
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*is glad that jadie isn't his kiaseress, as he would have to invoke the 3rd amendment...or was it the 5th?...I can never remember...* war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD)
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You would have to invoke Ammendments on me???*sighs*Oh well...I am allowed to talk all I want...so I am also glad that I am not your Kaiseress then David...because I don't like to be told to shut up... Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth
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Nono, he's saying HE would have to invoke the 5th ammendment, which is his right to stay silenced on a matter. Goodness, know your ammendments and its extremely positive because... oh forget it... I shouldn't take this much crap for trying to compliment someone...It's positive because you've managed to be an excellent Kaiseress and person despite circumstances that would lead you down a different path. For that I will always respect you, plus it's pretty darn cool to have a, "Bubbly elf-cat" as a Kaiseress
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yes, I would be having to put the 5th amendement on my self, to stop me saying anything that would get me hanged.but you can say what you like. war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD)
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Quote:yes, I would be having to put the 5th amendement on my self, to stop me saying anything that would get me hanged.technically... by saying that you wouldn't say, you've really allready stated your opinion...
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he's my sentance*gir voice*"why is her head so big? why is her head so big?"*hides* YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!
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STONE!!*grabs sword and runs after him*GET YOU ASS BACK HERE!!!!!*shouts back to Gman*THANK YOU GMAN..I REALLY APPRECIATE IT!!!*keeps running after Stone* Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth
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*yells back while running*IT"S GOT CHICKEN LEGS!!!!! YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!
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Quote:technically... by saying that you wouldn't say, you've really allready stated your opinion... no....because my opinion may be a good one...but would still get me hanged... war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD)
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So its a good opinion, but would get you hanged? Hm... kind of like a guy going up to a girl and saying, "man you have a nice butt!"*slap*Its a good complement, but will still get you slapped; kind of like that right?(sorry jadie lol)
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Tá an Kaiseress an-mácanta, an-greamhar agus an-an-an-ar fheabhas (Tá fhios agam nach bhfuil an Gaeilge seo "proper", ach is cuma liom) agus is maith liom í. ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart
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Sorry to tell you David but... We have no 5th Ammendment here. That's in the USA.. Not the IRS.... Erik Mortis BrookshirePrætor of ShirerothDuke of Brookshire
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oooo....I think Eoin...said something in Gaelic..hurry someone tell me what it means!!Oh and Greg...that's okay..I just want to hurt Stone...*runs after stone*I DO NOT HAVE CHICKEN LEGS!!!!! Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth
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It's Irish, fer gawd's sake! Gaelic is the language family, and the sport and Irish is the language!It means: The Kaiseress is very honest, very humurous, very very very very excellent (that mightn't be proper Irish, but I don't care) and I like her.There, tribute over and done with, CAN'T WE GET ON WITH OUR LIVES?? ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart
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Thank You Eoin...he he heThat was fun...Thanks guys! Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth
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*pelts jd with an overripe mango*heehee CHICKEN! i gonna eat you!!!! YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!
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Hrm? No more substance for you to abuse Stone!*laughs*
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qua???STONE!! NO HITTING ME WITH OVERRIPE MANGOES!!!! Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth
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chickens are holy, for they define other foods war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD)
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They define other foods?
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"Mmmm, tastes like chicken"Ring a bell?? ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart
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"Babies taste like chicken...." Erik Mortis BrookshirePrætor of ShirerothDuke of Brookshire
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even i have limits..... YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!
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Canables say human flesh tastes like chicken.. so.. babies must taste like chicken... Erik Mortis BrookshirePrætor of ShirerothDuke of Brookshire
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But babies do taste like chicken.....mmmmm.... babies..... *wanders off to find a fine youngling to nibble on*
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Yeah, but cannibals'd say anything, they're all accomplished liars. How do you think they get people to consent to being eaten? "Oh yeah, it'll grow back, I'm sure you have two of them, anyway. What do you need your inner organs for anyway?" ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart
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Hmm.. he might have a point...but have YOOOOOOU ever tried Baby? So how would you know they lie? Erik Mortis BrookshirePrætor of ShirerothDuke of Brookshire
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I admit it now, I'm addicted to babies. I've tried weaning myself onto Soylednappies, the Soy substitute for babies, but I just can't cut it. The maternity ward tells the mothers the babies have found good homes, but......I cry at night... ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart
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