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Re: Draws Sword, waves it in the air.
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 2:57 pm
by Kaiseress Anandja II
Not Penisberg?

Re: Draws Sword, waves it in the air.
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 2:59 pm
by Jess
No. He is my cousin. But we can't have a dick lead Shireroth!
Join me to restore Shireroth to it's former glories!
Re: Draws Sword, waves it in the air.
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 3:01 pm
by Jacobus Loki
Stealing my lines, eh?
(Hugs Jess. Manfully, of course.)
Re: Draws Sword, waves it in the air.
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 3:01 pm
by Aurangzeb Khan
So, about your retirement...
Re: Draws Sword, waves it in the air.
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 3:20 pm
by Jess
There is no retirement from being Kaiser Mortisberg II.
Re: Draws Sword, waves it in the air.
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 3:22 pm
by Kaiseress Anandja II
I distinctly remember someone saying that we have room for just one Jess and a troll. Now that the position of Jess is taken again, Aster and Icebreaker will have to fight for the trolldom.
Re: Draws Sword, waves it in the air.
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 3:24 pm
by Jess
Who are you to support fights?
Re: Draws Sword, waves it in the air.
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 3:25 pm
by Jacobus Loki
Good old Jess!
Re: Draws Sword, waves it in the air.
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 3:26 pm
by Kaiseress Anandja II
I don't support fights, I instigate them.
Re: Draws Sword, waves it in the air.
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 3:27 pm
by Jess
I am the only one that can support fights here, boys.
Re: Draws Sword, waves it in the air.
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 3:28 pm
by Kaiseress Anandja II
You? You can't even support a box of matches.

Re: Draws Sword, waves it in the air.
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 3:31 pm
by Jacobus Loki
Ahhh, the good old days.................
Re: Draws Sword, waves it in the air.
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 3:35 pm
by Jess
The Anti-Kaiser must be executed.
Re: Draws Sword, waves it in the air.
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 3:47 pm
by Kaiseress Anandja II
I agree.
*Sets up guillotine for Jess*
Re: Draws Sword, waves it in the air.
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 6:25 pm
by Falkner van der Sluijs
Kaiseress Anandja II wrote:I don't support fights, I instigate them.
I made that Icebreaker's job, sorry.
Re: Draws Sword, waves it in the air.
Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 9:39 pm
by Erik Mortis
Anandja II == Kaiser.
Re: Draws Sword, waves it in the air.
Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 12:19 am
by Kaiseress Anandja II
-ess...
Re: Draws Sword, waves it in the air.
Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 6:21 am
by Jadie Kelb
well now we technically have *2* Jess(es) Since I am a Jess too....just prefer being called Jadie...does that mean I am disqualified for being in the running for Jess?
Re: Draws Sword, waves it in the air.
Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 6:22 am
by Jonas
Erik Mortis wrote:Anandja II == Kaiser.
Nope. The Kildarians will not recognise this!
Long live the Steward! Or long live Loki IV!
Seriously, I consider Daniel as one of the most serious candidates for the job right now. He could stabilise the situation.

Re: Draws Sword, waves it in the air.
Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 6:31 am
by Scott of Hyperborea
I've seen no evidence he wants the position, and plenty of evidence that he doesn't.
Re: Draws Sword, waves it in the air.
Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 6:34 am
by Jonas
Scott of Hyperborea wrote:I've seen no evidence he wants the position, and plenty of evidence that he doesn't.
Sometimes it's the man who doesn't take the job immediately, the best man for a Kaisership.

Re: Draws Sword, waves it in the air.
Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 7:48 am
by Kaiseress Anandja II
I'm sorry to hear that House Kildare doesn't support me, but it is as it is.
Jadie, we could have a Jess-Off for the position of Jess.

Re: Draws Sword, waves it in the air.
Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 9:34 am
by Aurangzeb Khan
A Jess-Off sounds vaguely obscene...
and accordingly would probably be worth watching
Re: Draws Sword, waves it in the air.
Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 10:24 am
by Jacobus Loki
Only if it violates contemporary community standards and appeals to prurient interests.
Re: Draws Sword, waves it in the air.
Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 8:36 pm
by Jadie Kelb
A Jess off? That sounds amusing...but someone needs to lay down ground rules...and there has to be judges...:P
And what would winning the Jess-off mean? hmm?
Re: Draws Sword, waves it in the air.
Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 6:54 am
by Kaiseress Anandja II
I can judge.
Winning the Jess-Off would allow the winner to hold the position of Jess in Shireroth.

Re: Draws Sword, waves it in the air.
Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 9:32 am
by Daniel Farewell
Jonas,
Thanks for your support! Two things. Anandja 2 is our kaiseress. To her we owe fealty. Second. She's no kaiser, she's kaiseress.
Also. I am quite humbled by your idea with me as kaiser. I might consider it later on, if it's the will of the ruler of Shireroth. Perhaps after the Swedish election, quite a lot of political work as it is right now
