[23:07:57] <harvey> It's just /nick and then the name.
[23:08:02] <kate> jahh
[23:08:06] <kate> *ahh
[23:08:07] <kate> lol
[23:08:10] <icebreaker> YOU KNOW
[23:08:17] <cjmi1ler> STOP THIS OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE
[23:08:21] <hesam> CJMiller: Tell us again about why Obama is bad?
[23:08:22] <icebreaker> WHEN I WAS MATH TUTORING
[23:08:31] <icebreaker> I TOOK ON THIS AUTISTIC INDIAN KID
[23:08:36] <icebreaker> IT WAS A LOT LIKE THIS REALLY
[23:08:47] <cjmiller> Because he is a terrorist
[23:08:53] <hesam> hahahaha
[23:08:54] <cjmiller> and he is not a native-born American citizen
[23:08:59] <harvey> icebreaker: he was proud to be an asshole and asked you for large shipments of money?
[23:09:01] <hesam> why is he a terrorist again?
[23:09:04] <cjmiiler> I have Asperger's syndrome. It is a disease of the brain that allows me to be a complete fucktard.
[23:09:08] <littlemisssunshine> successssssssssssss
[23:09:15] <icebreaker> IT'S NOT A TICKET TO BE A FUCKTARD, DUMBASS
[23:09:23] <cjmiller> Hesam: Because he illegally became President
[23:09:33] <cjmiller> in much the same way as a coup d'etat
[23:09:35] <icebreaker> SOMEDAY YOU WILL HAVE TO MOVE OUT OF YOUR PARENT'S BASEMENT AND DEAL WITH THE REAL WORLD
[23:09:42] <hesam> so terrorists are people who illegally become president?
[23:09:52] <icebreaker> DO YOU PLAN TO SIT ON THE COUCH EATING CHEETOS YOUR WHOLE LIFE, CRYING ABOUT BULLIES ON IRC?
[23:09:52] <cjmiller> OUR HOUSE DOES NOT HAVE A BASEMENT
[23:09:54] <cjmiiler> Obama's name is too close to Osama.
[23:09:57] <cjmiiler> = terrorist
[23:10:00] <cjmiller> I DON'T LIKE CHEETOS
[23:10:08] <cjmiller> That
[23:10:11] <icebreaker> GROW A FUCKING PAIR AND LEARN HOW TO NOT BE A COMPLETE FUCKWAD
[23:10:13] <cjmiller> and his name is Barack HUSSEIN Obama.
[23:10:14] <harvey> Malliki: lololol
[23:10:33] <cjmiller> icebreaker: LEARN HOW NOT TO BE A COMPLETE DOUCHE
[23:10:36] <cjmiiler> Hussein, as everyone knows, is Arabic for "terrorist".
[23:10:37] <hesam> Miller, you do realize there are close to 1 Billion people on the planet with the name Hussein right?
[23:10:49] <cjmiller> And every single one of them is a terrorist.
[23:10:55] <icebreaker> I AM NOT BEING A DOUCHE, I AM GIVING YOU EXCELLENT ADVICE
[23:11:10] <icebreaker> PRETTY SURE THESE GUYS WILL AGREE
[23:11:25] <hesam> agreed
[23:11:26] <cjmiiler> icebreaker: I dislike your advice.
[23:11:30] <hesam> even if I think the advice is wasted on him
[23:11:37] <cjmiiler> Hesam: Pay me money for contract violation.
[23:11:41] <cjmiiier> Okay I can't think of anything really funny to say that isn't being covered.
[23:11:43] <hesam> lol
[23:12:08] <hesam> So Miller, do you think Brown people are terrorists?
[23:12:21] <cjmiiler> Yes, brown, black and yellow people.
[23:12:29] <cjmiller> Only if they're Middle Eastern.
[23:12:47] <hesam> so all 'middle eastern' people are terrorists?
[23:12:48] <icebreaker> YOU KNOW WHAT THE REAL PROBLEM HERE IS?
[23:12:55] <icebreaker> EXTREMELY SHITTY PARENTS
[23:13:02] <malliki> I felt dirty using that name.
[23:13:12] <cjmiller> All persons from Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Oman, Qatar, the United Arab Emirates, Kuwait, Iran, Iraq, Israel, Afghanistan, and Pakistan are terrorists
[23:13:17] <harvey> Personally I blame the rap music.
[23:13:24] <hesam> I blame GTA III
[23:13:27] <malliki> CJMiller: What about Bahrain?
[23:13:35] <cjmiller> icebreaker: YOU'RE RIGHT. MY PARENTS ARE SO FAR BEYOND ASSHOLES THAT NO WORDS IN ANY ENGLISH LANGUAGE CAN DESCRIBE THEM.
[23:13:42] <hesam> or Lebanon?
[23:13:54] <hesam> or Syria?
[23:13:56] <harvey> Yeah fuck Labanon too
[23:13:59] <cjmiller> All persons from Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Oman, Qatar, the United Arab Emirates, Kuwait, Iran, Iraq, Israel, Bahrain, Syria, Lebanon, Afghanistan, and Pakistan are terrorists
[23:14:00] <buttercup> i blame tv its alway tv why are we blaming things?
[23:14:00] <malliki> Libya????
[23:14:06] <hesam> CJMiller: want to talk about your parents for a bit?
[23:14:09] <cjmiller> It's a fucking DICTATORSHIP
[23:14:13] <icebreaker> I AM SORT OF CURIOUS
[23:14:14] <malliki> Tunisia?
[23:14:29] <hesam> What about Wales?
[23:14:29] <canadianasaurus> Oklahoma?
[23:14:32] <hesam> lol
[23:14:39] <malliki> Algeria? Morocco? Mauretania? Somalia? Sudan?
[23:14:49] <harvey> Kentucky?
[23:14:53] <malliki> Bosnia? :P
[23:14:53] <canadianasaurus> Yeah
[23:14:55] <hesam> Ottawa?
[23:14:57] <canadianasaurus> Michigan
[23:15:04] <canadianasaurus> Ontario in general
[23:15:04] <cjmiller> Poland
[23:15:07] <hesam> CHICAGO!!!!!!!!!!!
[23:15:13] <canadianasaurus> Vatican City!
[23:15:13] <cjmiller> New Jersey
[23:15:18] <canadianasaurus> Terror-Pope
[23:15:23] <cjmiller> Canadianasaurus: NO
[23:15:28] <cjmiller> The Vatican is unfuckwithable
[23:15:35] <malliki> CJMiller: So you basically think that all Muslims, without exceptions, are terrorists?
[23:15:37] <hesam> so you're catholic?
[23:15:44] <cjmiller> Malliki: Yes
[23:15:47] <canadianasaurus> Me too
[23:15:49] <cjmiller> Hesam: Yes, but non-practicing
[23:15:51] <canadianasaurus> technically
[23:15:58] <canadianasaurus> so I can make fun of you
[23:16:01] <hesam> So why is the Pope not a terrorist?
[23:16:06] <canadianasaurus> it's part of the confirmation process
[23:16:14] <cjmiller> Because the Pope is not Muslim
[23:16:22] <icebreaker> THEY KICKED ME OUT OF CONFIRMATION CLASSES CAUSE I WAS BEING A DICK
[23:16:22] <harvey> Canadianasaurus: is that so?
[23:16:22] <malliki> CJMiller: What do you think about Muslims in general?
[23:16:31] <hesam> I wore sneakers to my confirmation
[23:16:36] <canadianasaurus> confirmation classes were silly
[23:16:47] <cjmiller> Malliki: They are all terrorists. Islam is a terrorist organization. Nuke Arabia.
[23:17:00] <harvey> Well
[23:17:05] <malliki> Islam isn't really an organisation. It's a religion.
[23:17:06] <harvey> I think that clears a lot of things up actually.
[23:17:07] <hesam> So Miller, do your parents write any literature by chance?
[23:17:14] <cjmiller> No
[23:17:25] <hesam> do they distribute any pamphlets?
[23:17:26] <canadianasaurus> Icebreaker
[23:17:33] <icebreaker> Canadianasaurus
[23:17:37] <harvey> Really though, calling millions of people terrorists still isn't as bad as disliking cats.
[23:17:37] <canadianasaurus> what was your confirmation name going to be?
[23:17:40] <malliki> They just translate stuff by noted German writers from the 30's and 40's
[23:17:43] <harvey> I'll never forgive you for that one.
[23:17:54] <icebreaker> OH SHIT YOU GET TO PICK A NAME?
[23:17:54] <canadianasaurus> cats are pretty awesome
[23:17:57] <canadianasaurus> yeah!
[23:17:58] <cjmiller> Hesam: No, they do not distribute any sort of literature
[23:18:01] <icebreaker> I MUST'VE BEEN KICKED OUT BEFORE THAT
[23:18:02] <cjmiller> And I hate cats
[23:18:06] <canadianasaurus> You really missed out!
[23:18:11] <icebreaker> WELL SHITS
[23:18:14] <cjmiller> They shed all over the furniture in such a way that it can never be vacuumed out
[23:18:19] <harvey> icebreaker: there's still time!
[23:18:20] <canadianasaurus> You could still go back!
[23:18:25] <cjmiller> And the only cat I ever had bit me all the time
[23:18:29] <icebreaker> CJMiller: WE ALL KNOW YOU DON'T DO ANY OF THE VACUUMING
[23:18:29] <canadianasaurus> just for the name
[23:18:30] <malliki> icebreaker: Can we ban CJ when he starts to bore us?
[23:18:42] <harvey> I totally approve of even the cats hating on CJMiller.
[23:18:54] <harvey> They're like little furry comrades in arms.
[23:18:57] <canadianasaurus> cats only exist to make his life more difficult
[23:19:09] <cjmiller> Cats do not deserve to exist.
[23:19:26] <icebreaker> Malliki: I THINK IF HE CHILLS OUT HE CAN HANG AROUND
[23:19:28] <cjmiller> There needs to be created a virus that will kill 100% of cats small and large within 24 hours
[23:19:29] <icebreaker> WOULD NOT BE AS ENTERTAINING THOUGH
[23:19:41] <malliki> icebreaker: Chance of that happening?
[23:19:49] <icebreaker> LOW
[23:19:51] <canadianasaurus> Cat Flu!
[23:20:01] <canadianasaurus> the next great death plague
[23:20:15] <icebreaker> I AM PETTING MY CAT RIGHT NOW, HE IS MORE OR LESS BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU
[23:20:18] <malliki> Hesam: Ceuch
[23:20:24] <hesam> Cooch
[23:20:40] <canadianasaurus> pretty much
[23:20:53] <hesam> I'm sitting aboot the cooch
[23:21:42] <icebreaker> *CHECKS ON LAUNDRY
[23:21:57] <cjmiller> *waits for the status quo to be restored
[23:22:13] <harvey> Do you want me to restore the status quo?
[23:22:14] <icebreaker> CONSIDER IT RESTORED, AS OF NOW
[23:22:16] <icebreaker> LIVE A HAPPY LIFE
[23:22:27] <cjmiller> *me checks
[23:22:31] <cjmiller> Nope, still no ops
[23:22:33] <cjmiller> Sorry
[23:22:43] <canadianasaurus> let's talk about catholicism some more
[23:22:52] <cjmiller> Let's not and say we did
[23:22:59] <canadianasaurus> Ok
[23:23:03] <canadianasaurus> Terror Pope
[23:23:09] <canadianasaurus> continues to reign!
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[23:24:20] <canadianasaurus> nice name
[23:24:28] <hesam> so CJMiller, do your parents go to any rallies?
[23:24:30] <cjmiller> I close the tab, and yet remain
[23:24:34] <cjmiller> Hesam: No
[23:24:42] <cjmiller> None of us are radicals
[23:24:43] <buttercup> rallier?
[23:24:44] <icebreaker> LOL 20 QUESTIONS
[23:24:47] <buttercup> *rallies
[23:24:54] <harvey> lol I didn't know there actually was a skype chat.
[23:24:55] <hesam> do they believe Obama is a terrorist as well?
[23:24:59] <cjmiller> Yes
[23:25:01] <harvey> I thought we were just saying there was to fuck with CJ.
[23:25:06] <hesam> we were
[23:25:12] <hesam> but then we decided to have a real skype chat
[23:25:17] <buttercup> haha
[23:25:28] <buttercup> wait so there was no secret?!"
[23:25:30] <buttercup>

[23:25:36] <hesam> no
[23:25:40] <buttercup> aww
[23:25:52] <harvey> Disapointment.
[23:25:54] <***cjmiller is still waiting to be invited to the Skype chat***>
[23:26:02] <cjmiller> Hesam: SON I AM DISAPPOINT
[23:26:42] <hesam> um, I don't know what you mean by that
[23:26:58] <icebreaker> IT IS AN INTERNET MEME
[23:27:05] <buttercup> :
[23:27:09] <***cjmiller checks watch.***>
[23:27:09] <buttercup> ]*?
[23:27:12] <buttercup> **?
[23:27:29] <icebreaker> CJMiller: WHAT TIME IS IT?
[23:27:35] <cjmiller> 1826 EST
[23:27:40] <harvey> CJMiller is mostly internet memes tied together with some mental instability.
[23:27:52] <buttercup> its 2326 here
[23:28:05] <cjmiller> CJMiller is mostly awesome tied together with some micronationalism.
[23:28:06] <canadianasaurus> 11:26!
[23:28:15] <canadianasaurus> I refuse to use your 24 hour time
[23:28:21] <icebreaker> HANG ON LET ME CHECK MY BADASS CENTURY-OLD AMERICAN POCKETWATCH
[23:28:22] <hesam> lol
[23:28:25] <buttercup> haha
[23:28:33] <icebreaker> OH HEY 5:26
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[23:28:38] <cjmiller> So you're in GMT-12 Canadianasaurus?
[23:29:07] <icebreaker> TERRIBLE JOKE, BUT I CAN APPRECIATE THE EFFORT
[23:29:21] <cjmiller> YOUR MOM APPRECIATES THE EFFORT
[23:29:48] <icebreaker> THAT WAS UNEXPECTED, ACTUALLY
[23:29:48] <hesam> CJMiller, you fail at life
[23:29:54] <cjmiller> No I do not
[23:29:57] <cjmiller> You fail at failing
[23:30:05] <cjmiller> which results in a status of "not even wrong"
[23:30:06] <canadianasaurus> 'so, he's a success
[23:30:11] <harvey> Does that mean he succeeds?
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[23:30:24] <cjmiller>
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_even_wrong
[23:30:29] <cjmiller> No it does not mean he succeeds
[23:30:34] <cjmiller> It means he's not even wrong
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[23:30:48] <icebreaker> EVEN IF CJMILLER IS JUST AN ELABORATE TROLL, THIS IS STILL SORT OF FUN
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[23:31:02] <cjmiller> You said you would stop kicking me
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[23:31:10] <harvey> icebreaker: I think it crossed elaborate a while ago.
[23:31:16] <buttercup> im getting tired

[23:31:17] <icebreaker> YEAH HESAM, YOU SIGNED A CONTRACT
[23:31:20] <harvey> HESAM THIS IS AN OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE!!!!
[23:31:31] <hesam> actually, I don't recall any contract
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[23:31:37] <hesam> hey, he's gone!
[23:31:38] <harvey> I still think he might be Bill.
[23:31:39] <hesam> oh
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[23:31:54] <cjmiller> Harvey: I AM NOT BILL3000
[23:31:59] <cjmiller> Hesam: STOP FUCKING KICKING ME
[23:32:04] <hesam> hahaha
[23:32:06] <icebreaker> CJMiller: <3 ?
[23:32:11] <harvey> CJMiller: that's exactly what Bill would say!
[23:32:13] <canadianasaurus> What, he put the 3000 on there!
[23:32:17] <cjmiller> </3
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[23:32:23] <canadianasaurus> Suspicious!
[23:32:26] <cjmiller> GAYS ARE SCUM
[23:32:27] <icebreaker> YEAH GTFO BITCH