Shireroth

So it is then that the war-rhinoceros has been trotted out.

Indeed, Trixie VII rides again!

Do you want to know why I don't want to join Brookshire? Because at least 2 of its citizens, (although one of these two is gone) have been pretty hostile towards Goldshire in the recent past, they also look down on my Barony. I have no desire to risk the possibility of a second-class citizen situation or cultural manipulation. Never mind all of this though,

Lord Kaiser, we accept your decision and thank you for giving Goldshire a chance. Allow us to attempt to resolve this. Therefore, let everyone else cease their landgrubbing.

NO (to the war)! From an RP point of view, there have been about six wars in Goldshire since its inception, and Elwynn's had enough of wars, no matter how much Ardy likes his rhino.

From a normal point of view, this is the last thing we need. So everyone drink some liquid Scott and calm down, and settle this like people with brains. Let the Goldshirithians settle this themselves (although we still don't object to having Ynnraile).

"Is there going to be fighting, sarge?"
"Yep."
"No talking before?"
"Nope. Maybe some talking afterwards."
"That seems the wrong way round."
"Yes, but it's a tried and tested method, lad."

Or something to that effect.

AryezturMejorkhor wrote: Lord Kaiser, we accept your decision and thank you for giving Goldshire a chance. Allow us to attempt to resolve this. Therefore, let everyone else cease their landgrubbing.

So it is written, so it is done.

On the other hand Mr Nider wants a suitably epic battle. I must do my best to oblige him.

In a strictly RP sense, I beg His Niftiness to forbid this war. It is pointless and will cause to end of strife. Let the Goldshirithians figure out their government and then we'll all have tea and cake with the vicar, or something.