Shireroth

Filth! Filth Say I! We must rid the world of the beggers ZirandorethyThe Silver LightAustralian Leprechaun

But they're poor! They need as much help as my friend Mr. Bunny! *points at a tree stump*

Nooo.....The Scottish do not deserve your pity, they will take it and twist it...you go look after Mr Bunny...My Little Green Men will take care of the Scottish ZirandorethyThe Silver LightAustralian Leprechaun

What is it that all UK people hate Scottish people? Or is that just you?

Did you know the Irish were the smartest race on the planet? that was until we found alcohol ZirandorethyThe Silver LightAustralian Leprechaun

Ladies and gentlemen, in honor of the Kaiseress's birthday, I temporarily dub this her birthday party! And in the spirit of any birthday, heeeeeeeeeeere's cake! *a 5 layered chocolate cake with chocolate icing and raspberry filling is rolled out, covered in 19 candles*Make a wish! Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

*makes a wish**blows out candles*he he heYAY!!! PAR-TAY! Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of ShirerothCarry on with your lives people....Nothing to see here

*runs in*HAPPY BIRTHDAY!*grabs some food and runs back out but not before giving Jadie a quick kiss on the lips...*MIAUAUHAHAAHHHAHAH Kaiser Erik of Shireroth.Duke of BrookshireNot dead yet...

*blink blink*eep!I think he does that just to hear me squeal... Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of ShirerothCarry on with your lives people....Nothing to see here

*runs in and kisses Jadie squarely on the mouth for a good 3 seconds then nods head on approval and walks calmly away with a big cheezy grin as everyone around stares at me*....What?....... Non-NobleImperial MistressMe

*squeals again*Oh wait...I'm used to this...Yay I got lovin!!*dances* Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of ShirerothCarry on with your lives people....Nothing to see here

*watches* war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD)

Carry on with your lives people...nothing to see here...*runs off giggling* Jadie of GoldshireCarry on with your lives people...nothing to see here.

*Jumps out of the big cake*Yarr, me harties....

Who hired the pirate to jump out of the cake? Jadie of GoldshireCarry on with your lives people...nothing to see here.

Sorry

I'm not JUST a pirate....I'm a ninja too.....

He wasn't cheap either...

I take it that you paid for him Mattlore? Jadie of GoldshireCarry on with your lives people...nothing to see here.

With your credit card!MuaHahaHaHaHahaHaHaha...

oh well then I'm going to get my money's worth!Oh Pirate-ninja *winks seductively* Jadie of GoldshireCarry on with your lives people...nothing to see here.

Yes? What would you like, master?

Go get me some chocolate! Jadie of GoldshireCarry on with your lives people...nothing to see here.

Yes, master.(Gets her the chocolate)Anything else?

*ponders*Oh! Will you trim the bushes out front? Jadie of GoldshireCarry on with your lives people...nothing to see here.

Do I hafta? I'm a pirate for goodness sake!!

ah, but those bushes are not bushesno, they are the anti ninja, masters of diguising as bushes, who were hired to protect the spanish treasure ships from pirates! "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."

*blink blink*well there ya go Jadie of GoldshireCarry on with your lives people...nothing to see here.

*peers down from her tree in the garden*Now that's not right.....

what isnt? "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."