Epic Failure
- Kaiser Mors V
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Epic Failure
So.. I'm making a web comic.. because it amuses me to do so...
http://www.epicfailure.shireroth.org/
http://www.epicfailure.shireroth.org/
Mortis Mercator V,
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Re: Epic Failure
Sorry, but it wouldn't load on my computer.
- Kaiser Mors V
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Re: Epic Failure
Strange.... it ought work... it's just html and pngs...
though I've been tweeking... so try now..
though I've been tweeking... so try now..
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Re: Epic Failure
I'm sorry, but shouldn't "Ausie" be "Aussie"...?
Very funny, though. I enjoyed it immensely...
Very funny, though. I enjoyed it immensely...
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Re: Epic Failure
Note the quotes... but yeah.. it proly ought be
Mortis Mercator V,
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Re: Epic Failure
Who cares? The misspellings make it.
I love! There is no failure at all in Epic Failure!
Looks promising anyhow, do keep it up.
I love! There is no failure at all in Epic Failure!
Looks promising anyhow, do keep it up.
By His H47,
Baron Benkern of Vorpmadal, Yardistan.
"Like us or hate us, someone will still hold the torch. You might as well try to like us." - Harvey Steffke
"Tis not a leaving of a harried knave/Tis not with tail tucked in shame/Rather in glorious exhibition of benevolent might/Sun bids the world an emblazon g'night."
"But every beginning is only a continuation and the book of fate is always open in the middle."
Baron Benkern of Vorpmadal, Yardistan.
"Like us or hate us, someone will still hold the torch. You might as well try to like us." - Harvey Steffke
"Tis not a leaving of a harried knave/Tis not with tail tucked in shame/Rather in glorious exhibition of benevolent might/Sun bids the world an emblazon g'night."
"But every beginning is only a continuation and the book of fate is always open in the middle."
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Re: Epic Failure
NATURAL 1! 
Boris Ivanovich Serov ronToketi VI
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Re: Epic Failure
I'm having trouble understanding some of the strips... well, http://www.epicfailure.shireroth.org/2007.12.12.html anyway...
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Re: Epic Failure
What's not to understand? Eh Steve exploded the universe, then that guy- Wait, sorry. Wrong thing.
By His H47,
Baron Benkern of Vorpmadal, Yardistan.
"Like us or hate us, someone will still hold the torch. You might as well try to like us." - Harvey Steffke
"Tis not a leaving of a harried knave/Tis not with tail tucked in shame/Rather in glorious exhibition of benevolent might/Sun bids the world an emblazon g'night."
"But every beginning is only a continuation and the book of fate is always open in the middle."
Baron Benkern of Vorpmadal, Yardistan.
"Like us or hate us, someone will still hold the torch. You might as well try to like us." - Harvey Steffke
"Tis not a leaving of a harried knave/Tis not with tail tucked in shame/Rather in glorious exhibition of benevolent might/Sun bids the world an emblazon g'night."
"But every beginning is only a continuation and the book of fate is always open in the middle."
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Re: Epic Failure
Like he was saying, that little blond guy did a tidy, tidy dance.
And isn't obvious? He wants something good to happen to him... like becoming the ruler of a nation.
And isn't obvious? He wants something good to happen to him... like becoming the ruler of a nation.
Boris Ivanovich Serov ronToketi VI
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- Kaiser Mors V
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Re: Epic Failure
You got it...
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Re: Epic Failure
From a distance I'm concerned about the rampant lawyerism manifesting itself in Shireroth currently. A simple Kaiserial slap on the wrist or censure by the community should suffice. - Jacobus Loki
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Can't you see? I'm crazy!
Re: Epic Failure
At level 25. Then it's REALLY an epic failure.Prodigy Almighty wrote:NATURAL 1!
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Neike Taika-Tessaro, Archon of Dark Arcadia


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Re: Epic Failure
That's because your computer would have caught fire.Sorry, but it wouldn't load on my computer.
Haven't finished, I'm saving some for later.
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Re: Epic Failure
I'm trying to put one out a day... but failing.. luckily.. I have a 2 day reserve left... I'm tinkering with graphics again...
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I've been away and out of town...
Would anyone be interested in helping me work on Epic Failure? Just send me a comic now and again, at roughly the same level of artwork... it can be better or worse.. just not TO much.. I'd like to keep some consistency. And tell me what name to use when I credit you...
Would anyone be interested in helping me work on Epic Failure? Just send me a comic now and again, at roughly the same level of artwork... it can be better or worse.. just not TO much.. I'd like to keep some consistency. And tell me what name to use when I credit you...
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I think your strip shows promise. I like the alien series and the goth strips.
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Re: Epic Failure
technically.. it's just the one emo guy... They otherr guy in black is a metal head... based on someone many people here know...
I'm making another one right now... but it's slow going.. as I make improvements to the art it takes longer and longer to get comics out... espcially as I play with ground and background details... and texture.. and some 3Dishness.
I'm making another one right now... but it's slow going.. as I make improvements to the art it takes longer and longer to get comics out... espcially as I play with ground and background details... and texture.. and some 3Dishness.
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It is definitely improving. I like it.
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Re: Epic Failure
Metalhead?
If you need metalhead... you're talking to the person who made a MOSH PIT topic in Gralus.
SLAYER!
If you need metalhead... you're talking to the person who made a MOSH PIT topic in Gralus.
SLAYER!
Boris Ivanovich Serov ronToketi VI
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Re: Epic Failure
I considered a webcomic once. That is, until I discovered the joy of Blogging.
Anyway, I like it. Very pythonesque, what with the unprecedented explosion and all.
Next time, change one into a Terry Gilliam style cartoon. Epic Faliure for all normality and storyline, perhaps?
Anyway, I like it. Very pythonesque, what with the unprecedented explosion and all.
Next time, change one into a Terry Gilliam style cartoon. Epic Faliure for all normality and storyline, perhaps?

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Re: Epic Failure
Maksym, where's your blog?
Any interest in joining the ranks of the Shirerithian LiveJournal bloggers?
Any interest in joining the ranks of the Shirerithian LiveJournal bloggers?
Re: Epic Failure
Scott posts enough for both himself and I. 
By His H47,
Baron Benkern of Vorpmadal, Yardistan.
"Like us or hate us, someone will still hold the torch. You might as well try to like us." - Harvey Steffke
"Tis not a leaving of a harried knave/Tis not with tail tucked in shame/Rather in glorious exhibition of benevolent might/Sun bids the world an emblazon g'night."
"But every beginning is only a continuation and the book of fate is always open in the middle."
Baron Benkern of Vorpmadal, Yardistan.
"Like us or hate us, someone will still hold the torch. You might as well try to like us." - Harvey Steffke
"Tis not a leaving of a harried knave/Tis not with tail tucked in shame/Rather in glorious exhibition of benevolent might/Sun bids the world an emblazon g'night."
"But every beginning is only a continuation and the book of fate is always open in the middle."
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Re: Epic Failure
My blog? By all means, have a read.
' Various Musings '
I'm also planning on adding a small supplementary webcomic to it when I have the time. Probably going to be a humorous reworking of a great novel in webcomic style. Laughs.
Shirereithan LiveJournal bloggers? Intriguing... where can I find them?
' Various Musings '
I'm also planning on adding a small supplementary webcomic to it when I have the time. Probably going to be a humorous reworking of a great novel in webcomic style. Laughs.
Shirereithan LiveJournal bloggers? Intriguing... where can I find them?

Re: Epic Failure
squid314.livejournal.com
benkern.livejournal.com
ari-rahikkala.livejournal.com
etc. etc.
benkern.livejournal.com
ari-rahikkala.livejournal.com
etc. etc.
By His H47,
Baron Benkern of Vorpmadal, Yardistan.
"Like us or hate us, someone will still hold the torch. You might as well try to like us." - Harvey Steffke
"Tis not a leaving of a harried knave/Tis not with tail tucked in shame/Rather in glorious exhibition of benevolent might/Sun bids the world an emblazon g'night."
"But every beginning is only a continuation and the book of fate is always open in the middle."
Baron Benkern of Vorpmadal, Yardistan.
"Like us or hate us, someone will still hold the torch. You might as well try to like us." - Harvey Steffke
"Tis not a leaving of a harried knave/Tis not with tail tucked in shame/Rather in glorious exhibition of benevolent might/Sun bids the world an emblazon g'night."
"But every beginning is only a continuation and the book of fate is always open in the middle."
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Re: Epic Failure
Indeed? Thank ye.
Scott's little Japanese anecdotes about Christmas in Japan are hilarious
Maybe my blog is too rambling. But I do advise you, if you're familiar with Abbey Road to the point of obsession and fancy a laugh, to read the lyrics and see the youtube video at the bottom of my blog post.
Scott's little Japanese anecdotes about Christmas in Japan are hilarious
Maybe my blog is too rambling. But I do advise you, if you're familiar with Abbey Road to the point of obsession and fancy a laugh, to read the lyrics and see the youtube video at the bottom of my blog post.

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Re: Epic Failure
I'm also on there.. but never say anything of interest...
Slayer? meh... There is truely better out there...
Slayer? meh... There is truely better out there...
Mortis Mercator V,
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Re: Epic Failure
Erik, I'm being perfectly honest when I say this, I went on your LJ and scrolled down, saw a huge paragraph at least a 1/3 of whose words were ellipses and my mind exploded. One day I'll be ready for that kind of ...-concentration, but not yet. 
By His H47,
Baron Benkern of Vorpmadal, Yardistan.
"Like us or hate us, someone will still hold the torch. You might as well try to like us." - Harvey Steffke
"Tis not a leaving of a harried knave/Tis not with tail tucked in shame/Rather in glorious exhibition of benevolent might/Sun bids the world an emblazon g'night."
"But every beginning is only a continuation and the book of fate is always open in the middle."
Baron Benkern of Vorpmadal, Yardistan.
"Like us or hate us, someone will still hold the torch. You might as well try to like us." - Harvey Steffke
"Tis not a leaving of a harried knave/Tis not with tail tucked in shame/Rather in glorious exhibition of benevolent might/Sun bids the world an emblazon g'night."
"But every beginning is only a continuation and the book of fate is always open in the middle."
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