Foreign report

[Scott of Hyperborea]

Gotzborg, Hanover, and Varennes held a thing called the Three Kings Summit which turned out to be an April Fools' joke. During it, they all pretended to be doing crazy things. Varennes' crazy thing was to annex Morovia. The Morovians got really upset over this and their diplomat lodged a formal complaint to Varennes. The King of Varennes, who would make a good Kaiser of Shireroth, told the diplomats to go **** themselves, in those exact words. The Morovians are now hopping mad, and have convinced the Babkhans to be mad too. They are going around to Gotzborg and Hanover and wherever they can find trying to convince people to hate Varennes. I've been told by Rakesh to relay to all of you the message that you should hate Varennes, which I faithfully do. If you run into a thread on the subject, try and sound like you're very upset.I have been informed that something "very big" will be happening in Babkha over the next week or two, but lack all relevant details. Delphi, you know anything about this matter? Anyone else? Scott Alexander (now online for ease of use!)Proud citizen of the Imperial Republic of ShirerothKnight of the Dragon, Sunburst, Act, Viking Crown, St. Mark, Treesian Order, and Jasonian OrderIf I am seven knights, does that make me a week?

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[Ari Rahikkala]

Requesting declassification per Declassification act of 3742.