His hair follicles (?) got inflamed. Fail.
His stomach itched, all day long.
After a long time's whimpering about the whole ordeal, brother went to mum and asked her for something to grease the whole thing with... so the irritation would stop. "Yeah OK, just get it" mum said, and he went off to get the cream. "Now", he ordered her. "You do it".
"Oh come on, be a man! I'm not going to."
"But it's difficuuuuuuuuult"
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And I, in the middle of everything got a fever. So no new year's parties for me
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