The Time Arch

[Jonas]

The Time Arch is constructed in the centre of Apollo City, to remember those who died in the Kildarian Time War. This triumphal arch also celebrates the victory of Dutch Jonas I during the armistice of that same war, in his Holy Crusade, in which he conquered the Apollo lands.

May the Gods bless Kildare and the Dutch!

[Santelran Rottsaa]

Is that the Brandenburg Gate?

[Aurangzeb Khan]

No, I've been to the Brandenburg Gate and I can definitely tell you that isn't it. The shadows are in a completely different place to where I remember*.




*As we all know, shadows in Berlin stopped moving in relation to the position of the Sun on the 30th of April 1945 when Russian soldiers on a looting spree tried to drink the laws of physics and optics, mistaking them for schnapps. Since then time and space in Berlin has been very screwy - for instance the fall of the Berlin Wall only happened yesterday, and for some reason the entire population of East Berlin had been kept cowed in submission by a formidable array of foam dominoes, but they had a party afterwards so I guess it ended okay.

[Jonas]

It's the Brandenburger Tor.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Not if you're an English tourist it isn't.