Accepting applications

[Jacobus Loki]

The Jacobus Fund for the Arts and Sciences is accepting applications for grants and low interest loans.

Apply this thread, or PM me. 200 erb will be used to fund this project.

[Malliki]

My dear Vryheer,

I am currently underway designing a language for Lakhesis, and I humbly request a grant to finance these endeavours.

[Jacobus Loki]

Worthy! 8 erb.

Mike Fors or Mike Fors B?

Next!

[Jonas]

Lord Vryheer,
I'm creating a RPG game and humbly request financial support!


(Not that I really need it)

[Jacobus Loki]

Games are GOOD!

3 erb

[Malliki]

Just Mike Fors.

[Jacobus Loki]

Done!

[Hesam Jayatar]

Hello Mr. Jacobus, My name is Hesam Jayatar and I run a small "evil schemes" factory. Recently we've come up with an evil scheme the likes of which the community has never seen. Unfortunately, it's prohibitively expensive. I was wondering if you'd like to fund some of our research?

[Jacobus Loki]

Ohhhhhhhhh, EEEvilll, most entertaining! I'm an admirer of your work!

6 erb!

[Hesam Jayatar]

Wow, if only I knew an insane millionaire in real life....

[Kaiser Ayreon]

All grants are subject to a 10% income tax.

[Hesam Jayatar]

God damn it!

[hypatias mom]

Good one, Your Niftiness!

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

Jag talar svenska. Jag är undantagna.

[b3n|<3r|\|]

Jag är undantagna.

That's what SHE said!

[Malliki]

Jag talar svenska. Jag är undantagna.

Apparently, you're also plural. Singular for "undantagna" is "undantagen". Othethan that, it is always wonderful to see Swedish written by non-Swedes.

[hypatias mom]

Would someone please translate? I speak and read English and Spanish, and somehow the Swedish language was not offered here.

[Jacobus Loki]

"I speak English. I am excluded."

useful link:

http://translate.google.com/translate_t?hl=en

Plus 4 erb for language lessons.

[hypatias mom]

Thank you.

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

"I speak English. I am excluded."

Actually, it's "I speak Swedish. I am excluded." :P

English is engelska.

Other than that, it is always wonderful to see Swedish written by non-Swedes.

I'm actually hoping to be near fluency by the end of the year. I'm in love with the swedish language right now.

[Jacobus Loki]

Damn googlespeak......

[Aurangzeb Khan]

I'm about to invade Antica in order to rescue Steven from himself - that has to be worth something surely?

[Kaiser Ayreon]

You have kaiserial approval! Bow it just needs to be funded.Government is a bit short on money at the moment though.

[Jacobus Loki]

Invasions - Hmmmmmmm..........

I'd volunteer to be quartermaster, or rent you the KMV after it's return from it's current mission....

Better yet,

..........Remind Prodigy that part of his armament are my Pink Dirigibles. If he will give me leave, I'd take the "Imperator" and join you. We might be able to raise a squadron of MKP Cavalry in Maraguo just for the heck of it.

[Jacobus Loki]

Government is a bit short on money at the moment though.

I just donated 70 in credit......

[Jacobus Loki]

The Fund is closed for the duration of the expedition. If I'm lost or misplaced in battle, my money goes to Jess.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Invasions - Hmmmmmmm..........

I'd volunteer to be quartermaster, or rent you the KMV after it's return from it's current mission....

Better yet,

..........Remind Prodigy that part of his armament are my Pink Dirigibles. If he will give me leave, I'd take the "Imperator" and join you. We might be able to raise a squadron of MKP Cavalry in Maraguo just for the heck of it.

Agreed, agreed and agreed. Could you arrange for a squadron of pink elephants to be conveyed to the conflict zone by Pink Dirigible? They could then be parachuted in, the dung sprayed by the terrified elephants on the unwitting populace below could count as a very effective secondary weapon.

[Jacobus Loki]

The Elephants could be a problem, but the multicoloured dung of the MKPs, plus the sight of the little buggers flying around should be a good distraction.

The dirigibles used to be armed with rancid fudge sauce, but it hardened finally and had to be chisled out.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

You could have them slung underneath in cargo nets perhaps.

[Jacobus Loki]

Many of them are winged.

http://micronations.wikia.com/wiki/Mylittlepony

In Dutch, Mijn kleine pony, MKP.