Ship on shore
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Ship on shore
The explorer sailorsteamboat 'Sozialismus Ohnesorg' drives along the shore of Shireroth.
Cpt. Frnaz Fritzelmann, the world's most popular explorer looks through spyglass
Mate, we have shortness of provisions. Let's go ashore!
A rowing boat comes to land.
Dear, unknown new world! In the name of the great comrade Hirschie I engross this land to give it the socialism and the religion of the Holly Bennybunny. Should here are natives, I offer domesticating this savage people.
Cpt. Frnaz Fritzelmann, the world's most popular explorer looks through spyglass
Mate, we have shortness of provisions. Let's go ashore!
A rowing boat comes to land.
Dear, unknown new world! In the name of the great comrade Hirschie I engross this land to give it the socialism and the religion of the Holly Bennybunny. Should here are natives, I offer domesticating this savage people.
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Re: Ship on shore
Sorry matey, I gave at the office, try the neighbors though, I hear they're loaded and rumour has it, they burn Tudeh socialists at the stake!
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Re: Ship on shore
The commies arrived!
Your Niftiness, show that we don't want socialism! We can build a Gulag if they want
Your Niftiness, show that we don't want socialism! We can build a Gulag if they want
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Re: Ship on shore
Dear savage natives, give us a chance to convince you. This are our missionaries. They want to talk to you.
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Re: Ship on shore
Missionaries? We have Malarbor!
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Re: Ship on shore
Alright, but I warn you, you better not be after our most sacred treasure:
The Shirerothian Treasure of Typhoid-ridden blankets!
and up close you, can see the glorious microscopic jewels that cover our sacred blankets....
The Shirerothian Treasure of Typhoid-ridden blankets!
and up close you, can see the glorious microscopic jewels that cover our sacred blankets....
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Re: Ship on shore
The missionaries say: "We don't know malaborism. Superstitiousness! Only the great comrade Hirschie and his holly Bennybunny make a heaven on earth! Why do you threaten us with violence of microorganisms? We don't want to fight."
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Re: Ship on shore
micronations : micro-organisms
Re: Ship on shore
A heaven? Malarbor isn't someone that gives you a heaven on Micras! He's a terrible, but loved, tree demon that scares missionaries.Franz Fritzelmann wrote:The missionaries say: "We don't know malaborism. Superstitiousness! Only the great comrade Hirschie and his holly Bennybunny make a heaven on earth! Why do you threaten us with violence of microorganisms? We don't want to fight."
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Re: Ship on shore
Soldiers and missionaries move back to the ship. There they discuss about further methods.
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Re: Ship on shore
I hope your missionaries realize that Shireroth is well-populated with a non-savage population, is well-governed, and that the people have their own religions and have little use for your missionaries. Go peddle your strange beliefs elsewhere.
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Or, alternatively, come to Kildare where one of your men already set up a business ...
The character Andreas the Wise is on indefinite leave.
However, this account still manages:
Cla'Udi - Count of Melangia
Manuel - CEO of VBNC. For all you'll ever need.
Vincent Waldgrave - Lord General of Gralus
Q - Director of SAMIN
Duke Mel'Kat - Air Pirate, Melangian, and Duke of the Flying Duchy of Glanurchy
And references may be made to Vur'Alm Xei'Bôn (a Nelagan Micron of undisclosed purpose).
However, this account still manages:
Cla'Udi - Count of Melangia
Manuel - CEO of VBNC. For all you'll ever need.
Vincent Waldgrave - Lord General of Gralus
Q - Director of SAMIN
Duke Mel'Kat - Air Pirate, Melangian, and Duke of the Flying Duchy of Glanurchy
And references may be made to Vur'Alm Xei'Bôn (a Nelagan Micron of undisclosed purpose).
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Re: Ship on shore
Some explorers come back.
We give you magic objects. For example, this ... you can see yourself. We call it holly mirror. Furthermore we have this ... holly glass beads. All in all very valuable. We give it you with best wishes of the white father Hirschie. And you give us a piece of land, we can build bennybunny's chapel, you don't?
We give you magic objects. For example, this ... you can see yourself. We call it holly mirror. Furthermore we have this ... holly glass beads. All in all very valuable. We give it you with best wishes of the white father Hirschie. And you give us a piece of land, we can build bennybunny's chapel, you don't?
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Re: Ship on shore
Ah, is it allowed? Excellent! I'm very eases, that we don't have to capture New ASSRAZ, I mean Wilde-Shireroth in a military way. Tell me something about your treasures.
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Re: Ship on shore
You might consider, while you are building a temple, that the word is holy, not holly. The first refers to a diety; the second is a kind of evergreen tree, usually with red berries.
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RED berries are wonderful. We're looking for south fruits. Where can I find such fruits?
*blares*
SAILOOOOOOORRRRRSSS! Pick up red berries, immediately!
*blares*
SAILOOOOOOORRRRRSSS! Pick up red berries, immediately!
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Re: Ship on shore
Shireroth is also famous for it's mangoes.
Infact, we're a bit obsessed with them.
Infact, we're a bit obsessed with them.
Re: Ship on shore
Did someone say Mangoes?
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Re: Ship on shore
I've never seen a mangoe before. It looks like a little pig. Squeks it?
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Re: Ship on shore
Please send the missionaries to my palace in Ardashirshahr. I happen to be hungry and a good theological discussion always gives me a hearty appetite which would be good before I eat them... err... eat with them. Yes that is what I meant. Eat with them, break bread like good honest Zurvan fearing folk. Honestly, eating people... what sort of crazy savage would do a thing like that?
Anyway, send them round. Feast will begin promptly upon their arrival. I will send some gentlemen down to the beach shortly to fetch them.
Anyway, send them round. Feast will begin promptly upon their arrival. I will send some gentlemen down to the beach shortly to fetch them.
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Re: Ship on shore
A mango is a sweet tropical fruit with a large, white pit (or seed) inside. It is eaten raw or cooked, and is good in sauces over fish and chicken.
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Re: Ship on shore
As these infidels have brought the contagion of communism to these shores it has been resolved to execute the entire party (with the possible exception of Andreas).
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Re: Ship on shore
Ok ... I'll choose to take that as a compliment
The character Andreas the Wise is on indefinite leave.
However, this account still manages:
Cla'Udi - Count of Melangia
Manuel - CEO of VBNC. For all you'll ever need.
Vincent Waldgrave - Lord General of Gralus
Q - Director of SAMIN
Duke Mel'Kat - Air Pirate, Melangian, and Duke of the Flying Duchy of Glanurchy
And references may be made to Vur'Alm Xei'Bôn (a Nelagan Micron of undisclosed purpose).
However, this account still manages:
Cla'Udi - Count of Melangia
Manuel - CEO of VBNC. For all you'll ever need.
Vincent Waldgrave - Lord General of Gralus
Q - Director of SAMIN
Duke Mel'Kat - Air Pirate, Melangian, and Duke of the Flying Duchy of Glanurchy
And references may be made to Vur'Alm Xei'Bôn (a Nelagan Micron of undisclosed purpose).
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