A Note for the Perturbed

[Aurangzeb Khan]

The in-house writing style of Alalehzamin is deranged bureaucratic English with occasional Farsi loanwords thrown in for effect. This is on account of the reams of mindless verbage I have encountered during my career that have, cumulatively, managed to quite addle my brains and pulp any semblance of the faculty for reason that I might have had into a mash that now dribbles out of my ear whenever I sleep on my side or tilt my head suddenly.

As for the Farsi... well one has to stay true to ones invented roots.