Whilst I would hope that the citizens of Araxion would be above such petty criminal activities, last night my manservant Albert was jumped by a couple of misbegotten youts. Therefore, let it be said that anyone interfering with my official business shall be strung upside down by their figgin and be force-fed muffins until they explode or pass out.
SO LET IT BE WRITTEN
SO LET IT BE DONE
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Ah yes, important question sir: What is a figgin?
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It can be defined as 'a small short-crust pastry containing raisins'. But considering that 99.99% of the population don't know this, it can mean almost anything, a fact which I employ to my advantage. Wait. Damn.
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Ah, good sir, I had not previously picked you as a Pratchett reader. 
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Cla'Udi - Count of Melangia
Manuel - CEO of VBNC. For all you'll ever need.
Vincent Waldgrave - Lord General of Gralus
Q - Director of SAMIN
Duke Mel'Kat - Air Pirate, Melangian, and Duke of the Flying Duchy of Glanurchy
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Another fan... can it be?
Every book. Five times. Minimum. Plus both movies.
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By movies do you mean the two BBC Miniseries? (Hogfather and Colour of Magic/Light Fantastic).
I dunno if I've read every book five times, but certainly read all of them (at least, all the novels. Working my way through the second Science of Discworld at the moment). I love Discworld.
I dunno if I've read every book five times, but certainly read all of them (at least, all the novels. Working my way through the second Science of Discworld at the moment). I love Discworld.
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However, this account still manages:
Cla'Udi - Count of Melangia
Manuel - CEO of VBNC. For all you'll ever need.
Vincent Waldgrave - Lord General of Gralus
Q - Director of SAMIN
Duke Mel'Kat - Air Pirate, Melangian, and Duke of the Flying Duchy of Glanurchy
And references may be made to Vur'Alm Xei'Bôn (a Nelagan Micron of undisclosed purpose).
However, this account still manages:
Cla'Udi - Count of Melangia
Manuel - CEO of VBNC. For all you'll ever need.
Vincent Waldgrave - Lord General of Gralus
Q - Director of SAMIN
Duke Mel'Kat - Air Pirate, Melangian, and Duke of the Flying Duchy of Glanurchy
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maybe not five times...i was exagerrating. and yes, I meant the miniseries, which were quite above what I was expecting (honestly, SkyOne?). Discworld = <3
Guild of Discworld? So many ideas...
Guild of Discworld? So many ideas...
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It's definitely influenced some of my micronational fiction.
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Cla'Udi - Count of Melangia
Manuel - CEO of VBNC. For all you'll ever need.
Vincent Waldgrave - Lord General of Gralus
Q - Director of SAMIN
Duke Mel'Kat - Air Pirate, Melangian, and Duke of the Flying Duchy of Glanurchy
And references may be made to Vur'Alm Xei'Bôn (a Nelagan Micron of undisclosed purpose).
However, this account still manages:
Cla'Udi - Count of Melangia
Manuel - CEO of VBNC. For all you'll ever need.
Vincent Waldgrave - Lord General of Gralus
Q - Director of SAMIN
Duke Mel'Kat - Air Pirate, Melangian, and Duke of the Flying Duchy of Glanurchy
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One more here for "all the books, but not five times".
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Mine too. Figgin, anyone?Andreas the Wise wrote:It's definitely influenced some of my micronational fiction.
Plus, you didn't think I picked Albert out of coincidence, did you?
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I hadn't quite picked that one, no ... 
The character Andreas the Wise is on indefinite leave.
However, this account still manages:
Cla'Udi - Count of Melangia
Manuel - CEO of VBNC. For all you'll ever need.
Vincent Waldgrave - Lord General of Gralus
Q - Director of SAMIN
Duke Mel'Kat - Air Pirate, Melangian, and Duke of the Flying Duchy of Glanurchy
And references may be made to Vur'Alm Xei'Bôn (a Nelagan Micron of undisclosed purpose).
However, this account still manages:
Cla'Udi - Count of Melangia
Manuel - CEO of VBNC. For all you'll ever need.
Vincent Waldgrave - Lord General of Gralus
Q - Director of SAMIN
Duke Mel'Kat - Air Pirate, Melangian, and Duke of the Flying Duchy of Glanurchy
And references may be made to Vur'Alm Xei'Bôn (a Nelagan Micron of undisclosed purpose).
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Pratchett, especially Discworld, is somewhere on my incredibly long list...
"He who dies with the most toys, is nonetheless, still dead."
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I nee put out fires. It seems Earl Beezlemoth has gone around and started fires where there are no fireplaces. Make it as chaotic a word as you can this time.
Earl is for sure a ghastly one and I think it is us humans who actually have alot to learn from his kind.
Earl is for sure a ghastly one and I think it is us humans who actually have alot to learn from his kind.
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