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It is freezing up here

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This stone fortress is freezing. Someone wanna install some heating (magic will work)? I'll pay.

Albert, stoke the fires! :whip

EDIT: Dynamite and other BO0O/\/\s will NOT be tolerated. I'm already missing one wall. :angry
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You'd like a never ending fire?

Shouldn't be too hard. 20 bob the lot.
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The tower's pretty tall - can it warm the entire place? Will I need more than one?
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You find out how many fireplaces you want, and pick a command word to turn the fires on. Then tell me and I'll do the necessary magic. It might take up to a day to enchant, depending on the number of fireplaces.
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OK... after much counting, I think there are 5 fireplaces in the part I actually live in. As for a word... err... you pick one. Make it sound arcane. :tomcutterhamonfire
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If it's only 5, I'll only charge 15 erb.

Lumdreio shall be the word.
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Thank you! My teeth shall no longer chatter annoyingly!
I'll have to remember that word...
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I trust only Earl Andrew's voice will activate the fires or will he have to worry about disgruntled servants or offended BO0/\/\ists turning off his heat? :fish

Anyways, hello Andrew, fellow Iserdian! I'm your baron :) I love what you've begun to do with Araxion and I hope we can work together to make Iserdia one of the best baronies in Elwynn... or perhaps in all the duchies! :evil
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Egads! Quickly! All servants are forbidden from speaking!

Hello, my lord, and welcome back from Rome. I'm glad you're back as Elwynn seems to have fallen asleep of late, and my feeble attempts at keeping some activity in here appear to have been less than successful. I truly hope we can make Iserdia one of the most cultured baronies in Shireroth.

However, that means we have to compete with Andreas. First step, remove Andreas... :evil
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Cough.
*subtly motions to massive army behind him*
Cough again.
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I'm pretty sure there are Rules of Engagement or something like that that state that you can't attack someone who's missing a WALL (thank you Michael :angry ).




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Attack?never suggested I would attack you in the slightest.[/mock indignation] I was merely coughing. I have a cold. It's chilly up here.
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