"A peice of Poland, Slice of Turkey, A Bit of Africa.."

[H4773r 3lfs0n]

And Straylight, Who doesnt even belong to a Barony. What is that?

Barony Vorpmadal hereby ANNEXES County of Straylight on the grounds that Barony Vorpmadal has too few citizens, needs the land for strategic B00/\/\ testing, to not make it feel rejected because it sits out in the Barony subdivision area all alone with only the Barony sub fora to pick on it, and as counter measures to being annexed again, and again. for ever.


(Jabberwockie Jabberwockie, Sherpa Sherpa Sherpa)
If you have any complaints please direct them to my army of Jabberwockies with cogney accents and bad teeth, or to Cap'n Knappy and his army of sherpas who cant speak english. or even better, the sloth jubbles.


(Dizzy Dizzy, CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!)
To reach any of the above, turn around in circles eight times fast and quickly chug a half gallon of milk.

thank you.

[Cap'n Knappy]

(urinates on the ground)

This is now MY territory.

(jubbles also urinates on the ground)

um... we share a lot.

[Braden Indianensis]

Like bits of moss growing in the notches of your hair?

[Ari Rahikkala]

Ground? What is this Straylightian "ground" that you're talking about?

[Gman Russell]

They don't know, do they?


*snickers and puts a hand to his mouth and whispers to someone else*


HEhe...

[Braden Indianensis]

*Spreads map out on the table.*

No, no land..awkward...

[Gman Russell]

Ladies and gentlemen, start your drowning!

[Braden Indianensis]

Hmmm..inconvenient...