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Lord Jacobus Loki, Steward of Shireoth, address to the 2008 Evil Bot New York, New York
April 2nd 2008
Majesties, Heads of State and Government, Excellencies, Ladies and Gentlemen,
Kill the 'bot!Kill the 'bot!Kill the 'bot!
Two years ago, speaking from this podium, I said that we stood at a fork in the road.
Long live the Kaiser! Malarbor Eats 'BotsI did not mean that the United Nations, marking its sixtieth anniversary this year, was in existential crisis. The Organization remains fully engaged in conflict resolution, peacekeeping, humanitarian assistance, defence of human rights, and development around the world. Kill the 'bot!Kill the 'bot!Kill the 'bot!Kill the 'bot! The clear danger was that States of all kinds might increasingly resort to spamming the forums of peaceful nations!-Kill the 'bot!Kill the 'bot!Kill the 'bot!To help you, the Member States, chart a more hopeful course, I want thirty-foot tall cborgs to kill the 'bot! Drawing on these reports and the early reactions of Member States, as well as my own conviction that our work must be based on respect for human rights, I want the 'bot dead. Those proposals were ambitious. But I believed they were necessary, given the era of peril and promise in which we live. And I believed they were achievable, if the political will was there.
etc.
All scrap metal to be melted down and sold for charity.
Prodigy Sez: Hmm. Looks like Jacobus got here before me... or was it the Kaiser? Actually, I think it was the kaiser looking at the evidence. Either way, I officially deem this too awesome to blow to bits.
No, just the Steward. Well, maybe both (all 3) of us...........
KILL THE EVIL 'BOT!
April 2nd 2008
Majesties, Heads of State and Government, Excellencies, Ladies and Gentlemen,
Kill the 'bot!Kill the 'bot!Kill the 'bot!
Two years ago, speaking from this podium, I said that we stood at a fork in the road.
Long live the Kaiser! Malarbor Eats 'BotsI did not mean that the United Nations, marking its sixtieth anniversary this year, was in existential crisis. The Organization remains fully engaged in conflict resolution, peacekeeping, humanitarian assistance, defence of human rights, and development around the world. Kill the 'bot!Kill the 'bot!Kill the 'bot!Kill the 'bot! The clear danger was that States of all kinds might increasingly resort to spamming the forums of peaceful nations!-Kill the 'bot!Kill the 'bot!Kill the 'bot!To help you, the Member States, chart a more hopeful course, I want thirty-foot tall cborgs to kill the 'bot! Drawing on these reports and the early reactions of Member States, as well as my own conviction that our work must be based on respect for human rights, I want the 'bot dead. Those proposals were ambitious. But I believed they were necessary, given the era of peril and promise in which we live. And I believed they were achievable, if the political will was there.
etc.
All scrap metal to be melted down and sold for charity.
Prodigy Sez: Hmm. Looks like Jacobus got here before me... or was it the Kaiser? Actually, I think it was the kaiser looking at the evidence. Either way, I officially deem this too awesome to blow to bits.
No, just the Steward. Well, maybe both (all 3) of us...........
KILL THE EVIL 'BOT!
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Re: wow!
Hum, this looks like a thinly veiled bot advertisement if ever I'd seen one...
Or perhaps a thinly veiled political statement, yes?
Or perhaps a thinly veiled political statement, yes?
Boris Ivanovich Serov ronToketi VI
Executor of Chelkran Kesh
King of Kagan conToketi
Baron of Absentia, Yardistan
Executor of Chelkran Kesh
King of Kagan conToketi
Baron of Absentia, Yardistan
- Liam conToketi
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Re: wow!
That's the biggest waist of time I've ever seen...
- b3n|<3r|\|
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Re: wow!
This is the best thing ever. This is even better spam than that email spangle got with only this image in it.
Is this an April Fool's joke or has it been posted to coincide with the 30th anniversary of spam mail?
Hmm, apparently there aren't enough characters in my post. Ari's doing his job, yay!
Okay, there are still too few characters. This is getting scary. How many characters is the limit? A message telling you how many characters you need would be helpful.
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Vilhelm von Benkern - The Dolphin-...Count
:: Formerly just "benkern"
:: Rook Sentry of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
:: Count of Mar Sara IIRC
:: Former Baron of Absentia AFAIK, before that Baron of Vorpmadal TBH; also Former Duke of Yardistan IMHO
:: Dux Emeritus of the Order of Mischievous Intent
It takes moo to mango!
:: Formerly just "benkern"
:: Rook Sentry of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
:: Count of Mar Sara IIRC
:: Former Baron of Absentia AFAIK, before that Baron of Vorpmadal TBH; also Former Duke of Yardistan IMHO
:: Dux Emeritus of the Order of Mischievous Intent
It takes moo to mango!
- Ari Rahikkala
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Re: wow!
The reason why phpBB was complaining about there not being enough characters in your message is that it was only seeing an empty string no matter what you put in the message field...
* goes on to apply teh anti-bot technology to the rest of the pertinent files *
* goes on to apply teh anti-bot technology to the rest of the pertinent files *
No-one should be without a parasol, Sirocco.
- Jacobus Loki
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Re: wow!
Kill the bot Kill the bot.
Lord Prodigy, you may blast that to bits.
Lord Prodigy, you may blast that to bits.
Jacobus Loki
Shireroth sumus. Tempus in parte nostrum est.
Lord of Hallucination, Protector of Illumination, MiniEx of Shireroth, Traditional King of the Mala'anje.
Shireroth sumus. Tempus in parte nostrum est.
Lord of Hallucination, Protector of Illumination, MiniEx of Shireroth, Traditional King of the Mala'anje.
- Jacobus Loki
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Re: wow!
P.S.-
Is there anyway to follow these things to their nest and shoving a spam canon up their collective nose?
No, that would probably be illegal
(Sigh)
Is there anyway to follow these things to their nest and shoving a spam canon up their collective nose?
No, that would probably be illegal
(Sigh)
Jacobus Loki
Shireroth sumus. Tempus in parte nostrum est.
Lord of Hallucination, Protector of Illumination, MiniEx of Shireroth, Traditional King of the Mala'anje.
Shireroth sumus. Tempus in parte nostrum est.
Lord of Hallucination, Protector of Illumination, MiniEx of Shireroth, Traditional King of the Mala'anje.
- Kaiser Hasan I
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Re: wow!
I think this spam is almost artistic, it looks like a schizophrenic's thesis. I think we should keep a few of them.
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Re: wow!
Hmm... I'll go in and blast this to bits, and keep the parts I like.
Boris Ivanovich Serov ronToketi VI
Executor of Chelkran Kesh
King of Kagan conToketi
Baron of Absentia, Yardistan
Executor of Chelkran Kesh
King of Kagan conToketi
Baron of Absentia, Yardistan
- Jacobus Loki
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Re: wow!
Excellent!
Jacobus Loki
Shireroth sumus. Tempus in parte nostrum est.
Lord of Hallucination, Protector of Illumination, MiniEx of Shireroth, Traditional King of the Mala'anje.
Shireroth sumus. Tempus in parte nostrum est.
Lord of Hallucination, Protector of Illumination, MiniEx of Shireroth, Traditional King of the Mala'anje.
- Maksym Hadjimehmetov
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Re: wow!
Spangle's spam advertisment...
Probably says more than most weight loss adverts ever could.
Well done, that man!
Probably says more than most weight loss adverts ever could.
Well done, that man!
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