Start with the Homeland!

H4773r 3lfs0n · Post by **H4773r 3lfs0n** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:25 am

Barony Vorpmadal hereby ANNEXES County of Yardistan on the grounds that Barony Vorpmadal has too few citizens, needs the land for strategic B00/\/\ testing and as counter measures to being annexed again, and again. for ever.

If you have any complaints please direct them to my army of Jabberwockies with cogney accents and bad teeth, or to Cap'n Knappy and his army of sherpas who cant speak english. or even better, the sloth jubbles.

To reach any of the above, turn around in circles eight times fast and quickly chug a half gallon of milk.

thank you.

Cap'n Knappy · Post by **Cap'n Knappy** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:43 am

Verrily, I say unto you, your mindless annexation of all we hold dear has become too bold. We have hereby ceased the mindless upsurption of other subdivisions by, in fact, annexing you. The Sherpas will answer no questions and take no prisoners.

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:59 am

I shall dispatch the First (and only) Kaikias Riflemen Brigade to deal with the matter.

LacGlaceiLiberationLeague · Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:01 pm

from the distance, the sound of Ice Cream vans

Yardistan is now free from Yardistan!

Post by **Gman Russell** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:54 am

*sets fire to their boat*

Who wants ice cream?! I HATE ICE CREAM!

*fires at the van, it explodes, ice cream goes everywhere, kids cheer*

STOP THAT!

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:58 pm

*Cows eat Gman.*

Post by **Gman Russell** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:27 pm

Stop that! *slaps the cow*

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:38 pm

*Cow moos irately and continues munching on Greg's ear.*

Post by **Jacobus Loki** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 3:56 pm

The Duke of Yardistan hereby assumes the title of Count of Yardistan, on the grounds that it will confuse our enemies!

Nick Foghorn Leghorn · Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:39 pm

*Antican Naval Infantry lines up in the distance*

The County of Norfolk also annexes the County of Yardistan for no other reason than to start a good fight.

Ari Rahikkala · Post by **Ari Rahikkala** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:00 am

* Straylightian assassins suddenly show up everywhere *

The Duchy of Straylight lays claim on the County of Yardistan, on the grounds that everybody did agree that Yardistan belongs to Straylight once, and I was the one who pulled out.

Post by **Jacobus Loki** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:46 pm

The Y.A.C. annexes the assassins garrotes.

Beware, thou damp one! I now have Babkhans at my call!

MWhwhwhwhahahahahahhahaha!!!!

(Twirls Mk. VII plasma rifle - sets to fricasse)

Aurangzeb Khan · Post by **Aurangzeb Khan** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:07 am

Muster the Fedayeen! And bring cooking utensils. Tonight we dine on members of the family Delphinidaeand Platanistoidea...

hypatias mom · Post by **hypatias mom** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:43 pm

You can't eat Flipper!!!!

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:58 pm

Unless you want to drink my lamp-oil!

Aurangzeb Khan · Post by **Aurangzeb Khan** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:55 pm

Sorry, could you fetch some more? I had a quick swig while you were away just now.

Post by **Jacobus Loki** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:20 pm

Does it mix well with Scotch?

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