Ducal Decrees 21, 22, 23

[AngelGuardian93]

Decreed this day, the second Fishday of Anandjan:Twenty-OneA no-entry zone is hereby enstated around the territories of Yardistan. Any vehicle attempting to leave or enter will be shot down, and laughed at; alot.Twenty-TwoAll islands in the Yardistani chain are hereby ordered to fortify, using whatever means neccesarry (artillery positions, mines, French taunting, etc)Twenty-ThreeIf any islands are invaded, the residents are hereby ordered to burn crops and booby-trap anything that could cause an ouchy.By my hand, through the power of my Absent Duke:AngelGuardian and ~Gman Russell~ There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find. Edited by: AngelGuardian93  at: 10/18/05 19:55

[Bill3000]

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[RicLyon]

Uhm... I have a sinister feeling about this. Elwynn shall avenge this decree.

[AngelGuardian93]

Any more sinister than giving control of your army to the one who massacred so many? Hardly. We must talk privately, my friend... There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.