Shireroth

Barony Vorpmadal hereby ANNEXES County of Naudia'Diva on the grounds that Barony Vorpmadal has too few citizens, County Naudia'Diva has NO OTHER TOPICS IN IT and therefore is under sore neglect from its current count, AND for B00/\/\ testing and as counter measures to being annexed again, and again. for ever.

If you have any complaints please direct them to my army of Jabberwockies with cogney accents and bad teeth, or to Cap'n Knappy and his army of sherpas who cant speak english. or even better, the sloth jubbles.

To reach any of the above, turn around in circles eight times fast and quickly chug a half gallon of milk.

thank you.

I think I'll put my swimming pool here...

*Walking about the public square*

Statues of Dionysus...here...Demeter...here...MInerva...over there...

*fills pool with Ice Cream*

Uh... you guys uh... like... totally need to... like... uh... go away? Uh... the whole island is... like... wild and... like.... uh... mean...



*calls in air support*


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WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'LL TAKE FOUR HOURS?!


*listens*

Ok... uh... give me like, anything you got?

...what? An old cropduster? Sure, give 'em a few A-bombs and were straight.

Gman, you know those airplanes are a myth. I know that. You know that. Dr. Strauss knows that. He also knows you've not been taking your meds.

Tell that to my little friend. *airplane sputters by, drops an H-Bomb*