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"Rollin Along, Signin' Our Song! One by One!"

Post by H4773r 3lfs0n »

Barony Vorpmadal hereby ANNEXES County of Monty Crisco on the grounds that Barony Vorpmadal has too few citizens, needs the land for strategic B00/\/\ testing, balh blah blah, bad counts, bad barons, Assholes all around, and as counter measures to being annexed again, and again. for ever.

If you have any complaints please direct them to my army of Jabberwockies with cogney accents and bad teeth, or to Cap'n Knappy and his army of sherpas who cant speak english. or even better, the sloth jubbles.

To reach any of the above, turn around in circles eight times fast and quickly chug a half gallon of milk.

thank you.
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ACE and P.h.D. in M.U.K.A.R.C.T.A.O.S.E.N.

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Post by Cap'n Knappy »

Pwned! Your whole county has been Pwned!!!

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*The Kaikias First Riflemen Brigade moves into Monty Crisco, annexes it, sows salt in the fields, and cancels Christmas.*
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WHAT!? You sowed salt on these fields?! How evil are you?! That's it, time to go rubber chicken on your butts....

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Post by Braden Indianensis »

*Taser.*

There is no way in hell you are putting anything rubber near anyone's butt, you pervert.
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If *i'm* a pervert, then your a Counter-pervert!

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Post by Braden Indianensis »

By the power vested in me by the County of Kaikias, I hereby bestow on all current Vorpmadalians the rank of Defender of Kaikias and Vorpmadal, First Class, for their work in averting and countering perversion.
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