Laws of the County of Monty Crisco
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Laws of the County of Monty Crisco
1. All Ducks must wear pants, or have a proper permit.2. All Ducks with webbed feet are automatically issues a permit so they don't have to wear pants.3. Smoking in ALL forms is banned in the County of Monty Crisco.4. Oxen must be sacrificed to the Gods once a year. Erik Mortis BrookshireEricir Murtil ranna ChasemónCount of Monty CriscoRetired Ex-Everything.Member of The Programmers' Guild of ShirerothShirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC
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Re: Laws of the County of Monty Crisco
What about chimneys?
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Re: Laws of the County of Monty Crisco
Cheers to such sensible laws! *drinks* There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.
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*drinks too*Chimneys? You want Chimneys? Fine.. I'll make a law about chimneys tomarrow.. would that make you happy? HUH! WOULD IT! hehe Erik Mortis BrookshireEricir Murtil ranna ChasemónCount of Monty CriscoRetired Ex-Everything.Member of The Programmers' Guild of ShirerothShirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC
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And Lemmings, you should make lemmings take anti-depression classes. I demand it! There are no flowers, no not this time. There will be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words I find.
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You demand?DEMAND!This means war!Where are you again? I've gotten lost with who runs what now... Erik Mortis BrookshireEricir Murtil ranna ChasemónCount of Monty CriscoRetired Ex-Everything.Member of The Programmers' Guild of ShirerothShirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC
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Re: Laws of the County of Monty Crisco
Chimneys smoke. Do they break the law? What about forest fires? Viatax Sitadi Axdivijink Regigoraauk
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I was refering to Tobaco... Chimneys and forest fires aren't people..Do you invoke my wrath!??!?! Erik Mortis BrookshireEricir Murtil ranna ChasemónCount of Monty CriscoRetired Ex-Everything.Member of The Programmers' Guild of ShirerothShirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC
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Re: Laws of the County of Monty Crisco
Yes. What are you going to do about it, Count? Chimneys are people too.
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No they aren't.. maybe chimney sweeps are? E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.
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Re: Laws of the County of Monty Crisco
No, that's far too revolutionary. I'd feel far more comfortable granting a hollow edifice the privilege of humanity than those soot-faced ragamuffins. Next they'll want rights!!
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