Ooh, Benacia. How delicious.

H4773r 3lfs0n · Post by **H4773r 3lfs0n** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:38 am

Well, you know the drill.

Barony Vorpmadal hereby ANNEXES County of Benacia on the grounds that Barony Vorpmadal has too few citizens, needs the land for strategic B00/\/\ testing, Likes the way it tastes and as counter measures to being annexed again, and again. for ever.

If you have any complaints please direct them to my army of Jabberwockies with cogney accents and bad teeth, or to Cap'n Knappy and his army of sherpas who cant speak english. or even better, the sloth jubbles.

To reach any of the above, turn around in circles eight times fast and quickly chug a half gallon of milk. Like they do in bad dares, ya.

thank you.

Cap'n Knappy · Post by **Cap'n Knappy** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:39 am

AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Victory for Vorpmadal! Fear the wrath of my Sherpa enforcers! (and, yes, even that of Jubbles)

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:08 pm

What have I told you about historical counties? Hmmm? Well, the Riflemen are getting a bit stretched, so I'll let you keep this one, but NO B0O0O0O/\/\ testing in historical counties.

LacGlaceiLiberationLeague · Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:18 pm

mmm.... Benacia flavoured Ice cream

Post by **Shyriath** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:41 am

But little did you know that Benacia-flavored ice cream's secret ingredient is CAYENNE PEPPER! FEEL THE BURN! MUAHAHAHA!

Conglacio · Post by **Conglacio** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:51 pm

mmmm...yum! hot and cold!

andelarion · Post by **andelarion** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:22 pm

OFFICIAL STATEMENT

The Boreal-Elwynnese Duchy does hereby recognise and endorse the annexation of Benacia.

Signed

Duke Andelarion

Post by **Gman Russell** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:00 pm

What?! How dare you recognize this abomination! You all shall burn in the fires of Balgurd for starting this without me!!!!

Uh... I have a complaint!

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:53 pm

HA! "Balgurd."

HA! "Crucifix."

HA! "The Catholic church."

HA! "Republicans."

HA! "Ted Stevens."

Post by **Gman Russell** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:23 pm

*smack*

Get A HOLD of yourself man! This is war!

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:47 pm

Ouch! That hurt! Just like this bullet lodged in my arm! *Does cheesy double-take cartoon cliche*

Post by **Shyriath** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:40 pm

If you submit to Yardistan, I promise to have that mysterious bullet wound treated by the finest doctors our Duchy can drag out of its asylums!

Post by **Gman Russell** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:28 pm

Our duchy is one giant asylum...

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 5:30 am

Everyone in Vorpmadal is quite sane. Haha. HAHA. HAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Ohhhhhhh
WHERE'S MY TEA, DAMMIT?!

Post by **Shyriath** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:57 pm

You cannot find it because, while you were distracted, we cleverly STOLE YOUR TEABAGS!!! Muhahaha! And now we shall toss all the teabags into hotsprings, and proceed to bathe in Earl Grey!

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:38 am

Haha! Little did you know that that's chamomile, and not Earl Grey! *Laughs maniacally as everyone in the hot springs drifts off to sleep, and then returns to evilnessness*

Shireroth

Ooh, Benacia. How delicious.

Ooh, Benacia. How delicious.

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