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A(nother) Tea Party
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:58 pm
by Braden Indianensis
* Baldwin walks backward (treading on one of the walls, mind you), out of his bedchamber, across his private, informal dining room, and into his parlor. It is a very cosy room; thare are a few smallish windows, far apart, which look out on the lush gardens of Baldwin's villa, and, beyond that, the outer stretches of the southermost wing of the Great Forest. The walls are painted in a deep brown-yellow, and there are two very nice Babkhan rugs on the floor. Between the rugs is a smallish table, on either side of which are two little sofas. The tea-things are already sat out. Baldwin cuts a cup (this time into fourths) and takes a sip of tea.*
Welcome, everyone. Today, I have invited you all here for a very special Unbirthday Tea Party. Our opening topic will be....why didn't Poe simply drown Henry Wadsworth Longfellow?
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 2:26 pm
by AngelGuardian93
Because Henry had a gun and Poe was drunk. *downs his tea in one gulp and begins to sway*
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:32 pm
by Braden Indianensis
Poe was always drunk. Speaking of which, may I offer you some Manischewitz?
*Jingles a half-empty bottle of 3-dollar table wine.*
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:49 pm
by AngelGuardian93
NEVAH!
*flicks lighter nervously*
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:10 pm
by Braden Indianensis
*Begins arbitrarily lighting things aflame.*
It's a shame we had to burn the house down before my other guests arrived. Oh, look, here comes my C-A-T!
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:14 pm
by AngelGuardian93
Cat? WHa? *sets its on fire*
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:16 pm
by Eriana Moon
Walks in. Evenin.
*get's set on fire*
Hay!!!!!
*sits down on fire and seems totaly anoyed cus her tea keeps evaporating before she can drink it*
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:36 am
by Braden Indianensis
AngelGuardian93 wrote:Cat? WHa? *sets its on fire*
*Purs water on cat, pissing it off more.*
*Notices his teacup is beginning to melt.*
Damn!
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:02 pm
by AngelGuardian93
What a boring party. *pouts*
I want a riot!!!! RIOT!!!!
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 4:50 pm
by Braden Indianensis
*Hits Angel over the head with a cudgel* That's enough, Rabblerouser.
*Aims John Wilkes Booth's gun at Eriana and begins shooting randomly near her.*
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:52 pm
by AngelGuardian93
NEVAH! *bites you, turns you into a were-Angelguardian*
Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:14 pm
by Braden Indianensis
I hope that's nothing like a werewolf...last time I became a werewolf, I woke up the next day with bits of fur between my teeth, a silver bullet lodged in my chest, and really bad indigestion.
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 10:59 am
by AngelGuardian93
You grow long, blonde hair, and begin to spout random philosophy.
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:50 pm
by Braden Indianensis
OUT OF CHAOS COMES ORDER! *SLaps hands over mouth.*
Damn, it's happening already!
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 1:23 pm
by AngelGuardian93
*rotfl*
Mwahahaha!